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 No.989

When you're having the best day of your life and think nothing could possibly go wrong, just remember that there are people who don't like onion rings.

 No.990

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Fuck those people. Wait, no, don't do that. They can't be allowed to procreate.

I bet Pai doesn't like them too.

 No.991

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What onion rings are we talking about?

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 No.993

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>>992
Oooh, yeah.
These are also good!

 No.994

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>>993
I thought anything with flavor would be banned in the UK.

 No.995

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>>994
Why?

 No.996

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>>995
British food has a bad rap in the USA, it's considered pretty flavorless.

 No.997

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>>996
I'm wondering if this stereotype has been carried over from World war 2 era or something. That's when food went bad because the country went poor during and many years after. Most food that has been created by England are sweet and desserts that are fairly popular.

 No.998

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>>995
I think your national dish is bland meat pies.
Well, that might of changed since the majority of England are curries now.

 No.999

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>>996
I can hear the Sound of Silence playing in the background of this image.

 No.1000

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>>997
Yep, stuff like the Lord Woolton pie and the national loaf. Food rationing is so fun.

 No.1001

>>999
That used to be my cat's spot. He'd sit there and silently judge you.

 No.1002

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>>1001
It's always common courtesy to kick the cat out of the room instead of having them scarred for life. Poor thing. I can only hope you're paying for its therapist visits.

 No.1003

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>>998
I believe Chicken tikka masala is the British national dish, along with Gin being the national drink.

What's yours?

>>1000
The good ol' days, aye.

 No.1004

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Onions are mega yuckers.

 No.1005

>>1003
There really isn't a national dish. We're too large of a country. Lots of regional things though. My state is known for apples. It's so super exciting.

 No.1006

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>>1005
Why Apples?
What about drinks?

 No.1007

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>>1006
Just apples and boring old Walla Walla onions!

 No.1009

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The only state that matters is Texas and its national dish is a fucking slab of beef smoked with mesquite wood or a fuckhuge porterhouse steak bleeding as you cut it. Fuck every other state.

 No.1011

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>>1007
Why apples?

>>1009
That actually sounds really good….

 No.1012

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>>1011
Apparently my state is good for growing apples and grapes for wine.

 No.1014

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>>1012
Is wine good there? I find it hard to find a decent wine especailly red.

 No.1015

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>>1014
I don't know much about wine but I do know that some french people were upset that wine from my state is getting rated higher than stuff from France. That alone makes me happy.

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>>1015
That makes me happy too.

 No.1020

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>>1017
I've been drinking this hipster stuff. It's pretty alright.

 No.1021

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>>1020
Rosé? On a weekday? tut tut
Hipsters drink rosé?

 No.1022

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>>1021
Weekdays don't really matter when your week is Wednesday-Friday.

 No.1024

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>>1022
That's a small week.

 No.1025

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>>1024
It's perfection.

 No.1026

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>>1025
Why only three days?

 No.1027

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>>1026
Mostly because I really don't need to do more. The rest of my week is spent on exercise and hobbies.

 No.1028

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>>1027
What is it that you do?

 No.1031

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>>1028
Currently studying locksmithing. Mostly because I can't eat and cook anything I like anymore.

 No.1059

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>>1031
I bet you just want to break into people's homes and steal their cats.

 No.1063

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>>1059
Who? Me? Nah, never!

Also, I can already do that. Most homes use terrible locks.

 No.1064

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>>1063
>Also, I can already do that. Most homes use terrible locks.

Let me correct that for ya

>Also, I have already done that. Most homes use terrible locks.

 No.1069

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>>1064
Oh sush. Someone has to make sure that the neighborhood cats are being fed!

 No.1070

what the fuck, there are people here???

 No.1073

>>1070
Yes, of course not. Nobody hasn't yet never been here in a while, for now.

 No.1078

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>>1069
You're destined to be a crazy cat lady.
At least the cats on this side of the planet will be safe.

 No.1081

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>>1078
I wouldn't be so sure of that!

 No.1087

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>>1081
I shall defend the Furballs of England as they freely roam the back streets; dancing and singing!

 No.1092

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>>1087
No, no. They shouldn't be roaming the back streets like second class people! They should proudly be roaming all of the streets!

 No.1094

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>>1092
You can't trick me that easily.

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>>1094
Who says I was?

 No.1098

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>>1096
I know your game; The furball are more safe in the back streets!



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