These are also good!
I think your national dish is bland meat pies.
Well, that might of changed since the majority of England are curries now.
That used to be my cat's spot. He'd sit there and silently judge you.
I believe Chicken tikka masala is the British national dish, along with Gin being the national drink.
The good ol' days, aye.
There really isn't a national dish. We're too large of a country. Lots of regional things though. My state is known for apples. It's so super exciting.
What about drinks?
That actually sounds really good….
Rosé? On a weekday? tut tut
Hipsters drink rosé?
Who? Me? Nah, never!
Also, I can already do that. Most homes use terrible locks.
what the fuck, there are people here???
Yes, of course not. Nobody hasn't yet never been here in a while, for now.
You're destined to be a crazy cat lady.
At least the cats on this side of the planet will be safe.