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When you're having the best day of your life and think nothing could possibly go wrong, just remember that there are people who don't like onion rings.


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Fuck those people. Wait, no, don't do that. They can't be allowed to procreate.

I bet Pai doesn't like them too.


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What onion rings are we talking about?



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Oooh, yeah.
These are also good!


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I thought anything with flavor would be banned in the UK.


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British food has a bad rap in the USA, it's considered pretty flavorless.


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I'm wondering if this stereotype has been carried over from World war 2 era or something. That's when food went bad because the country went poor during and many years after. Most food that has been created by England are sweet and desserts that are fairly popular.


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I think your national dish is bland meat pies.
Well, that might of changed since the majority of England are curries now.


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I can hear the Sound of Silence playing in the background of this image.


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Yep, stuff like the Lord Woolton pie and the national loaf. Food rationing is so fun.


That used to be my cat's spot. He'd sit there and silently judge you.


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It's always common courtesy to kick the cat out of the room instead of having them scarred for life. Poor thing. I can only hope you're paying for its therapist visits.


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I believe Chicken tikka masala is the British national dish, along with Gin being the national drink.

What's yours?

The good ol' days, aye.


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Onions are mega yuckers.


There really isn't a national dish. We're too large of a country. Lots of regional things though. My state is known for apples. It's so super exciting.


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Why Apples?
What about drinks?


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Just apples and boring old Walla Walla onions!


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The only state that matters is Texas and its national dish is a fucking slab of beef smoked with mesquite wood or a fuckhuge porterhouse steak bleeding as you cut it. Fuck every other state.


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Why apples?

That actually sounds really good….


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Apparently my state is good for growing apples and grapes for wine.


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Is wine good there? I find it hard to find a decent wine especailly red.


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I don't know much about wine but I do know that some french people were upset that wine from my state is getting rated higher than stuff from France. That alone makes me happy.


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That makes me happy too.


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I've been drinking this hipster stuff. It's pretty alright.


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Rosé? On a weekday? tut tut
Hipsters drink rosé?


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Weekdays don't really matter when your week is Wednesday-Friday.


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That's a small week.


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It's perfection.


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Why only three days?


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Mostly because I really don't need to do more. The rest of my week is spent on exercise and hobbies.


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What is it that you do?


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Currently studying locksmithing. Mostly because I can't eat and cook anything I like anymore.


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I bet you just want to break into people's homes and steal their cats.


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Who? Me? Nah, never!

Also, I can already do that. Most homes use terrible locks.


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>Also, I can already do that. Most homes use terrible locks.

Let me correct that for ya

>Also, I have already done that. Most homes use terrible locks.


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Oh sush. Someone has to make sure that the neighborhood cats are being fed!


what the fuck, there are people here???


Yes, of course not. Nobody hasn't yet never been here in a while, for now.


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You're destined to be a crazy cat lady.
At least the cats on this side of the planet will be safe.


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I wouldn't be so sure of that!


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I shall defend the Furballs of England as they freely roam the back streets; dancing and singing!


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No, no. They shouldn't be roaming the back streets like second class people! They should proudly be roaming all of the streets!


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You can't trick me that easily.


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Who says I was?


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I know your game; The furball are more safe in the back streets!

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