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See that kitchen? It's MINE! I'm moving into this place in a couple months.


RIP I meant weeks, not months.


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Sooooo… you have to go through the closet to get to the bathroom?


In the master bedroom anyway. When we did the walk through it was more like a short hallway.


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Oh ok, just seemed a little odd from the layout, Never seen a bedroom done like that before.

I wonder how many shoes you could fit in there….


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Looks big! I'm jealous!


I'm so excited for the kitchen! Like mega excited for it.


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A studio room in London can costs up to £1200 a month. The size you got there is absolutely massive.


This is just short of $1400 a month. We'll be in a small city. It's also low income housing. If this were further north or south it'd be at least $2000 a month.


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I'm curious.
What city is this?


Auburn, in Washington state


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I hate how expensive London is…I need to move.


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>walk in closet
I genuinely hate realtor talk.
It's a hallway with sliding doors on the side, usually mirrored. That's not a "walk-in", it's just a hall with closets opposite.

When I was looking for apartments recently, I hated how many times I had to see something labeled as a "study". It invariably was just dead space they couldn't do anything with nor could you.


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Come to my office, let's take a look at the listings.


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List deez nuts, nigga.


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I've never heard realtor talk like that before.


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I promise I'm a licensed realtor.
Let's just go check out this fully furnished house far in the country.


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It's got quite the lascivious, I mean lavish, basement and woodshed.


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Sounds exciting, can you "Flip it"?


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No, but it certainly has a nice collection of axes and woodchippers. Hog pen, too.


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In some circles that'd be a desirable thing. Some terrifying circles.


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I don't question your lifestyle of swinging, parades, and rainbows.

Don't question my penchant for disappearing on long, romantic dates to my wilderness retreat, filled with plenty of hunting. Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.


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This is beginning to sound dangerous.

What circles have you wandered into…?

>Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.



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You don't want to know.


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Let us partake in the most dangerous game.


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I'm curious, what was it and how did you end up in there?

I'm curious, what game is it?

That's disgusting! set it on fire!


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Curiosity killed the cat.

But if you really want to know, I once met someone that had a "hogpen" in their home. It was also in their dungeon.

That had does deserve hell fire.

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