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 No.918

See that kitchen? It's MINE! I'm moving into this place in a couple months.

 No.919

>>918
RIP I meant weeks, not months.

 No.920

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>>919
Sooooo… you have to go through the closet to get to the bathroom?

 No.922

>>920
In the master bedroom anyway. When we did the walk through it was more like a short hallway.

 No.923

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>>922
Oh ok, just seemed a little odd from the layout, Never seen a bedroom done like that before.

I wonder how many shoes you could fit in there….

 No.924

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Looks big! I'm jealous!

 No.925

>>924
I'm so excited for the kitchen! Like mega excited for it.

 No.926

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>>925
A studio room in London can costs up to £1200 a month. The size you got there is absolutely massive.

 No.927

>>926
This is just short of $1400 a month. We'll be in a small city. It's also low income housing. If this were further north or south it'd be at least $2000 a month.

 No.929

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>>927
I'm curious.
What city is this?

 No.930

>>929
Auburn, in Washington state

 No.932

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>>930
I hate how expensive London is…I need to move.

 No.935

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>>918
>walk in closet
I genuinely hate realtor talk.
It's a hallway with sliding doors on the side, usually mirrored. That's not a "walk-in", it's just a hall with closets opposite.

When I was looking for apartments recently, I hated how many times I had to see something labeled as a "study". It invariably was just dead space they couldn't do anything with nor could you.

 No.938

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>>935
Come to my office, let's take a look at the listings.

 No.940

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>>938
List deez nuts, nigga.

 No.941

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>>940
I've never heard realtor talk like that before.

 No.942

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>>941
I promise I'm a licensed realtor.
Let's just go check out this fully furnished house far in the country.

 No.943

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It's got quite the lascivious, I mean lavish, basement and woodshed.

 No.944

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>>942
>>943
Sounds exciting, can you "Flip it"?

 No.945

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>>944
No, but it certainly has a nice collection of axes and woodchippers. Hog pen, too.

 No.946

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>>945
>Hogpen
In some circles that'd be a desirable thing. Some terrifying circles.

 No.947

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>>946
I don't question your lifestyle of swinging, parades, and rainbows.

Don't question my penchant for disappearing on long, romantic dates to my wilderness retreat, filled with plenty of hunting. Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.

 No.948

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>>945
This is beginning to sound dangerous.

>>946
What circles have you wandered into…?

>>947
>Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.

Duh.

 No.950

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>>948
You don't want to know.

 No.951

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>>948
Let us partake in the most dangerous game.

 No.952

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 No.953

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>>950
I'm curious, what was it and how did you end up in there?

>>951
I'm curious, what game is it?

>>952
That's disgusting! set it on fire!

 No.954

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 No.955

>>953
Curiosity killed the cat.

But if you really want to know, I once met someone that had a "hogpen" in their home. It was also in their dungeon.

That had does deserve hell fire.

 No.957

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>>954
That's a long answer, do I have to read it?

>>955
Pfft, I'm no cat! Curiosity shall carry me forward!
How do these people manage to build/afford a bloody dungeon!? Was there any loot?

Hell won't even accept that ham!

 No.958

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>>957
Oh ye of such innocence.

Not the adventure type of dungeon. The dungeon type of dungeon.

 No.959

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>>957
Don't be a lazy shit.

 No.960

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>>958
Having both would be an interesting concept, would it not?
>innocent
Glad you think so.

>>959
It seems you have taken an interest in hunting men?
I knew you were gay, don't need to be so subtle about it.

 No.964

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>>960
I mean, a basement full of sex furniture is plenty dungeon for me. Not that I'd know or anything.

 No.970

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>>960
Don't you want all of Africa to become an open safari? Save the lions. Save the elephants. Let the spirit of British etiquette flow through it once more and bring a little civility to the savages. Indulge in your Britishness.

 No.971

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>>964
On second thoughts, I've realised that having both could go down a dark road and end up being like Goblin Slayer.

>>970
What is it that you're trying to convince me to do?



…Do I get a gun?

 No.972

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>>971
Become a civlized Goblin Slayer.
But instead of goblins it's n-…also goblins.

 No.973

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>aren't able to develop technologies
>infest human civilizations
>steal from humans
>[redacted] female adventurers

 No.974

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>>972
A civilized Goblin slayer…
Is that indulging in my Britishness?

 No.975

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>>974
Sure is!

Might even rid you of whatever french influence that there is!

 No.976

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>>975
Can I just start with invading France? Then eventually the world?

 No.979

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>>974
Killing those savage colonials is the epitome of Britishness.

 No.980

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>>979
Is that a yes?

 No.981

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>>980
Kill all of the savages.

 No.982

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>>981
And so it begins…

 No.983

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>>982
Samuel Colt made all men equal.

 No.984

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>>983
and John Browning made them civilised.



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