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 No.918

See that kitchen? It's MINE! I'm moving into this place in a couple months.

 No.919

>>918
RIP I meant weeks, not months.

 No.920

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>>919
Sooooo… you have to go through the closet to get to the bathroom?

 No.922

>>920
In the master bedroom anyway. When we did the walk through it was more like a short hallway.

 No.923

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>>922
Oh ok, just seemed a little odd from the layout, Never seen a bedroom done like that before.

I wonder how many shoes you could fit in there….

 No.924

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Looks big! I'm jealous!

 No.925

>>924
I'm so excited for the kitchen! Like mega excited for it.

 No.926

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>>925
A studio room in London can costs up to £1200 a month. The size you got there is absolutely massive.

 No.927

>>926
This is just short of $1400 a month. We'll be in a small city. It's also low income housing. If this were further north or south it'd be at least $2000 a month.

 No.929

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>>927
I'm curious.
What city is this?

 No.930

>>929
Auburn, in Washington state

 No.932

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>>930
I hate how expensive London is…I need to move.

 No.935

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>>918
>walk in closet
I genuinely hate realtor talk.
It's a hallway with sliding doors on the side, usually mirrored. That's not a "walk-in", it's just a hall with closets opposite.

When I was looking for apartments recently, I hated how many times I had to see something labeled as a "study". It invariably was just dead space they couldn't do anything with nor could you.

 No.938

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>>935
Come to my office, let's take a look at the listings.

 No.940

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>>938
List deez nuts, nigga.

 No.941

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>>940
I've never heard realtor talk like that before.

 No.942

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>>941
I promise I'm a licensed realtor.
Let's just go check out this fully furnished house far in the country.

 No.943

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It's got quite the lascivious, I mean lavish, basement and woodshed.

 No.944

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>>942
>>943
Sounds exciting, can you "Flip it"?

 No.945

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>>944
No, but it certainly has a nice collection of axes and woodchippers. Hog pen, too.

 No.946

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>>945
>Hogpen
In some circles that'd be a desirable thing. Some terrifying circles.

 No.947

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>>946
I don't question your lifestyle of swinging, parades, and rainbows.

Don't question my penchant for disappearing on long, romantic dates to my wilderness retreat, filled with plenty of hunting. Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.

 No.948

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>>945
This is beginning to sound dangerous.

>>946
What circles have you wandered into…?

>>947
>Really can't be a meal you killed yourself.

Duh.

 No.950

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>>948
You don't want to know.

 No.951

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>>948
Let us partake in the most dangerous game.

 No.952

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 No.953

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>>950
I'm curious, what was it and how did you end up in there?

>>951
I'm curious, what game is it?

>>952
That's disgusting! set it on fire!

 No.954

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 No.955

>>953
Curiosity killed the cat.

But if you really want to know, I once met someone that had a "hogpen" in their home. It was also in their dungeon.

That had does deserve hell fire.



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