If I don't, I'm gonna haunt you.>>793
Toilet paper might as well be razor blades.
It's like the fun times known as eating peanuts whole.
I don't know why
I kept doing it but I did. Pumpkin seeds you're supposed to eat whole but I did the same to peanuts and always regretted it.
All cats. In all of existence.>>804
I'm so glad that I don't really eat peanuts or I'd be scarred.
The ones I get are roasted in tons of salt, you bite the shell off to get the bit inside. I can do it with no hands!
I think it may be a Turkish thing because I get them from Turkish shops.
Huh. I thought everyone ate them whole.
Shit's all backwards in Britbongistan.
I think it's a Turkish thing, I'm not sure.
I usually eat them while watching stuff, stops me fidgeting or eating lots of junk food because of the whole deshelling. I eat them so often I can open them with just my tongue and teeth haha.
You can do the same with roasted sunflower seeds, with different levels of salt.
It's fiddly work when you first eat them like that but once you get used to it, it's really good to stop fidgeting or boredom overeating.
Anything like that will just end up being thrown around, usually at people.>>817
The Pumpkin seed experience.
Fire burns all.
And he is like a witch, rides a lot of sticks.
There's no such thing.>>844
A God that is infallible is a boring one.
Satan was fun, you're boring. You ruined heaven!
Vote for Satan.
Shooting old ladies is my favorite pastime.>>848
I prefer to think of myself as more of a cosmic deity whose purpose and whims are incomprehensible.
Alcohol is far more dangerous than anything I take, I bet your alcohol goes beyond partying too.
Actually, I don't think there's any partying at all.
I mean, there's someone
who'd confuse you but I don't think anyone would ever believe the blonde dude.
I'd rather eat my weight in gluten then live through this past Tuesday again.