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I ate gluten.


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Are you going to survive?


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Enjoy shitting your brains out for the next three days.


If I don't, I'm gonna haunt you.

Toilet paper might as well be razor blades.


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I miss having electrolytes in my body.


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>If I don't, I'm gonna haunt you.
What have I ever done to you?


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I've no idea. So I guess I'll just shake bags of cat food to annoy your cat. If that fails I'll just rearrange your figures while you sleep.


It's like the fun times known as eating peanuts whole.


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That is nightmare inducing.


Which cat.


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I don't know why I kept doing it but I did. Pumpkin seeds you're supposed to eat whole but I did the same to peanuts and always regretted it.


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All cats. In all of existence.

I'm so glad that I don't really eat peanuts or I'd be scarred.


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You don't eat peanuts but penis.


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Well, I am bi. So it's not like it's a surprise.


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I don't even know how I can offend you anymore.


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Not sure if I'm thinking of the same thing but the pumpkin seeds I know you don't eat whole.


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Pumpkin seeds, as in the dried ones in their shells you get at the supermarket, are meant to be eaten whole. The shell is carbs/fiber and the seed is protein and oil.


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I've regained a good portion of my chill. So, it was bound to happen sooner or later!


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The ones I get are roasted in tons of salt, you bite the shell off to get the bit inside. I can do it with no hands!

I think it may be a Turkish thing because I get them from Turkish shops.


Huh. I thought everyone ate them whole.


Shit's all backwards in Britbongistan.


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I think it's a Turkish thing, I'm not sure.

I usually eat them while watching stuff, stops me fidgeting or eating lots of junk food because of the whole deshelling. I eat them so often I can open them with just my tongue and teeth haha.

You can do the same with roasted sunflower seeds, with different levels of salt.

It's fiddly work when you first eat them like that but once you get used to it, it's really good to stop fidgeting or boredom overeating.


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I just have koosh balls for fidgeting.


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Did you learn that in your pumpkin seed permit course?


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Anything like that will just end up being thrown around, usually at people.

The Pumpkin seed experience.


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I forgot that you're so loose that fiber does nothing for you.


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A joke about your cavernous rectum.


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By fire be purged.


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I think that only works on witches.


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Fire burns all.

And he is like a witch, rides a lot of sticks.


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I am nothing more than God himself.


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The god that failed.


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There's no such thing.

A God that is infallible is a boring one.


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This made me think of you, and then it made me wonder if you'd have done it from a bell tower.


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Satan was fun, you're boring. You ruined heaven!

Vote for Satan.


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Shooting old ladies is my favorite pastime.

I prefer to think of myself as more of a cosmic deity whose purpose and whims are incomprehensible.


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Alternatively, just an alcoholic.


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Don't make me bring up your far worse substance abuse problems.




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Alcohol is far more dangerous than anything I take, I bet your alcohol goes beyond partying too.

Actually, I don't think there's any partying at all.


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It's to suppress the urge to climb bell towers.


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Come and visit Big Ben.


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Doing it in child-proofed Britain means I can't achieve my dream.


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Get a van or a really big kitchen knife.


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That should do the job, just make sure you crash into the correct target.


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But that just makes you a run-of-the-mill –brown– Briton.


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If you can't beat'em, join'em


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I mean, there's someone who'd confuse you but I don't think anyone would ever believe the blonde dude.


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This will make an awesome Halloween costume haha.


I'd rather eat my weight in gluten then live through this past Tuesday again.

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