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Undead since 2010.

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 No.790

I ate gluten.

 No.791

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Are you going to survive?

 No.793

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Enjoy shitting your brains out for the next three days.

 No.794

>>791
If I don't, I'm gonna haunt you.

>>793
Toilet paper might as well be razor blades.

 No.795

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I miss having electrolytes in my body.

 No.798

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>>794
>If I don't, I'm gonna haunt you.
What have I ever done to you?

 No.800

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>>798
I've no idea. So I guess I'll just shake bags of cat food to annoy your cat. If that fails I'll just rearrange your figures while you sleep.

 No.801

>>794
It's like the fun times known as eating peanuts whole.

 No.802

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>>801
That is nightmare inducing.

 No.803

>>800
Which cat.

 No.804

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>>802
I don't know why I kept doing it but I did. Pumpkin seeds you're supposed to eat whole but I did the same to peanuts and always regretted it.

 No.805

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>>803
All cats. In all of existence.

>>804
I'm so glad that I don't really eat peanuts or I'd be scarred.

 No.806

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>>805
You don't eat peanuts but penis.

 No.807

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>>806
Well, I am bi. So it's not like it's a surprise.

 No.808

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>>807
I don't even know how I can offend you anymore.

 No.809

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>>804
Not sure if I'm thinking of the same thing but the pumpkin seeds I know you don't eat whole.

 No.810

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>>809
Pumpkin seeds, as in the dried ones in their shells you get at the supermarket, are meant to be eaten whole. The shell is carbs/fiber and the seed is protein and oil.

 No.811

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>>808
I've regained a good portion of my chill. So, it was bound to happen sooner or later!

 No.812

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>>810
The ones I get are roasted in tons of salt, you bite the shell off to get the bit inside. I can do it with no hands!

I think it may be a Turkish thing because I get them from Turkish shops.

 No.813

>>812
Huh. I thought everyone ate them whole.

 No.814

>>812
Shit's all backwards in Britbongistan.

 No.815

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>>813
>>814
I think it's a Turkish thing, I'm not sure.

I usually eat them while watching stuff, stops me fidgeting or eating lots of junk food because of the whole deshelling. I eat them so often I can open them with just my tongue and teeth haha.

You can do the same with roasted sunflower seeds, with different levels of salt.

It's fiddly work when you first eat them like that but once you get used to it, it's really good to stop fidgeting or boredom overeating.

 No.816

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>>815
I just have koosh balls for fidgeting.

 No.817

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>>815
Did you learn that in your pumpkin seed permit course?

 No.818

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>>816
Anything like that will just end up being thrown around, usually at people.

>>817
The Pumpkin seed experience.

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>>818
I forgot that you're so loose that fiber does nothing for you.

 No.820

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>>819
Loose?

 No.821

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>>820
A joke about your cavernous rectum.

 No.822

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>>821
By fire be purged.

 No.834

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>>822
I think that only works on witches.

 No.840

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>>834
Fire burns all.

And he is like a witch, rides a lot of sticks.

 No.842

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>>840
I am nothing more than God himself.

 No.843

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 No.844

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>>842
The god that failed.

 No.846

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>>843
There's no such thing.

>>844
A God that is infallible is a boring one.

 No.847

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>>846
This made me think of you, and then it made me wonder if you'd have done it from a bell tower.

 No.848

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>>846
Satan was fun, you're boring. You ruined heaven!

Vote for Satan.

 No.849

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>>847
Shooting old ladies is my favorite pastime.

>>848
I prefer to think of myself as more of a cosmic deity whose purpose and whims are incomprehensible.

 No.850

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Alternatively, just an alcoholic.



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