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Undead since 2010.

 No.628

Anyone else having weird dreams lately?

 No.629

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Define "weird".

 No.630

>>628
Does it count if you ALWAYS have weird dreams?

 No.631

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What are these weird dreams?

I don't really remember my dreams. I can often tell what kind of dream I've had depending on how I feel the moment I wake up. Nothing unusual lately.

 No.632

>>631
That's so strange to me, I can remember almost every dream I've had so vividly.

 No.633

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>>630
Are all of your dreams nightmares?

Follow up question, is waking up the nightmare?

 No.634

>>633
Weird doesn't necessarily mean nightmare, I do have frequent nightmares yes but not all of the weird dreams are nightmares.

No waking up is not a nightmare.

 No.635

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>>632
Are they bad? Good? Creepy? etc
What's an example of one of these dreams if you're willing to share?

It's just as strange waking up with a blank mind but in a weird mood or even scared because of a dream I cannot remember, even more so if it's the dream that woke me up. It isn't always negative though. I am prone to sleep paralysis so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

The odd times that I can remember my dreams are usually just nonsense. I have lucid dreamed a few times before, that was fun, destruction with no costs hehe.

 No.636

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>>628
My antidepressants really give me weird dreams. It's neat but I also get more nightmares. Completely worth it though!

 No.637

>>635
It's usually always different or sometimes a mixture of all of them, I've had a dream that starts off as a night terror that causes me to thrash about in my sleep in a panic and sometimes even screaming that can end in a very pleasant dream. But I rarely ever have a dream that could be considered normal, at least not anymore.

The worst however is when something happens in a dream and waking up able to fully feel anything that happened, usually not pleasant, I've been mauled by a bear in multiple dreams which has me waking up in searing pain, gasping for air.

 No.638

>>629
Oh, hey, you were in it! You burned down a town! How rude!

 No.639

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>>638
WHY WAS I IN IT?
WHY DID I BURN DOWN A TOWN?

I mean, I'm not saying it's something so uncharacteristic but WHY ME?

 No.640

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I'm not sure how to feel about you dreaming of me.

 No.641

>>639
Well, a dragon did most of the burning.
>>640
What's that supposed to mean?

 No.642

Last night's dream involved sailing after the only pizzas left on the planet as they drifted out to sea.

 No.643

>>641
It's flattering that you dream about me but I still see you as a friend.

 No.644

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Also, how did I burn down a town when a dragon did it?

Also, I'm joking.

 No.645

>>643
I don't even know what that means.
>>644
It's pretty suspicious when you show up at the same time. Additionally, a dragon can't stand trial and someone needs to be charged.

Totally.

 No.646

>>645
When someone is dreaming about someone else, it's usually something Freudian.
I'm joking, though.

I think your subconscious is trying to make me into some sort of monster.

 No.647

>>646
Nope, don't understand that one either.

You've been in a lot of nightmares.

 No.648

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>>647
YOU'RE NOT THAT DENSE.

WHAT SORT OF NIGHTMARES DO YOU EVEN HAVE INVOLVING ME?

 No.649

>>648
You actually give me too much credit.
I've had to use a dictionary to figure a lot of your statements out.

Oh, I die a lot. Horribly.

 No.650

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>>646
>usually something Freudian
That makes my dream about Mio awfully awkward.

 No.651

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>>649
All of what I say is mostly deadpan or sarcasm.

WHY DO YOU DIE? WHY DO I KILL YOU?

>>650
Hey, that's a conversation between you and your wife.

 No.652

>>651
Yeah but you use weird words.

People can die when they lose all of their blood.
I don't know, that's not my fault.

 No.653

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>>651
Clearly has nothing to do with previous actions or how you've built your self up to be perceived, obviously.

 No.654

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>>652
I don't particularly use words that are difficult to parse what I'm saying.

IT'S YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS THAT'S MURDERING YOU UNDER THE GUISE OF ME IN YOUR DREAMS.

>>653
I'm a goddamn saint.

 No.655

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>>654
HAAA! You're a funny fuck ain'tchya?

 No.656

>>654
There you go again, using words like 'the'.

Would my subconscious do that? I thought it and I were on good terms.

 No.657

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>>656
OH COME ON.

It's clearly not me murdering you in your dreams. There's no way I'm literally in your head murdering your in your dreams.

 No.658

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>>657
Exactly what someone literally in my head murdering me in my dreams would say. Tried to pull a fast one on me. Stop haunting me, it's weird. I have enough trouble with my usual dreams.

Back to my weird but not awful dreams, I long for a return to that beautiful seaside castle I once dreamt of a few years back. That sounds pleasant, but it was weird for other reasons I don't want to disclose. Nice though!

Oh, and once I had an odd dream where every house was unfinished, everywhere. Very much an eyesore. I took the opportunity to ignore that and did other things.

Double oh, that drifting sea pizza had sausage on it.

 No.659

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>>658
Leonardo DiCaprio I am not.

There was crabs in it.

>not pineapple pizza

 No.660

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>>651
My wife tries to make these things frickin happen.

 No.662

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>>653
This.

>>660
You must be busy.

I don't know who anyone is anymore.

 No.664

>>660
Even consensual adultery is a sin.

 No.665

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>>662
Not really! I sprained my back and neck. My wife tickled me off the bed. I hit my nightstand and landed on a power strip. Nearly broke both spots of my spine. Tickling should be a crime.

>>664
Good thing god isn't real.

On that note, poor delusional Naruto.

 No.667

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>>665
Don't be a Sasuke and reject Him.

 No.685

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Whelp, this time I stabbed a man with a kitchen knife to avoid being shot. Thanks Cutco, I guess.

 No.686

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>>685
So instead of being murdered, you were the murderer. How does it feel to have the shoe on the other foot?

 No.687

>>686
I don't often wear shoes.
Additionally, he was trying to murder me first, and I didn't even kill him (probably.)

 No.688

>>686
It was to save me so the potential murder was ok, Blah Blah Blah, self-defense, Blah Blah Blah Murica.

 No.691

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>>687
You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

 No.694

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>>691
I feel like you're about to ask me to visit an inn.

 No.699

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>>694
I have this, well, organization I'd like you to join. Sure, its members may be a bit eccentric but we're doing God's work. A god's work, at least.

 No.701

>>699
You need more pics of Gil drinking.

 No.702

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>>701
Anything with him and alcohol is either too gay or themed around him surviving the Grail and its curses. Most of it is just him and Enkidu gaying it up in Uruk.

 No.707

>>702
The room does seem suspiciously gayer with this Enkidu cosplayer in the hall.

 No.709

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>>707
Wait. What?

 No.712

>>709
I went to a con to buy expensive weebshit.

 No.714

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>>712
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

 No.717

>>714
And I did.
While looking fabulous the whole time.

 No.718

>>717
As who?

 No.722


 No.723

>>722
Well?

 No.725

>>723
I don't know if I should answer that one.

 No.726

>>725
Do it. Or else I'll murder you in your dreams again.

 No.727

>>726
What the FUCK.

 No.728

>>727
WHO DID YOU GO AS?

 No.729

>>728
TAKE A FUCKING GUESS.

 No.731

>>730
No.

 No.732

>>731
Kanata?

 No.734

>>732
I don't have the eyes for that, dude.

 No.735

>>734
A stack of pancakes?

 No.737

>>735
I'm mildly offended somehow.

 No.738

>>737
An anthropomorphized vuvuzela?

 No.739

>>738
Nope.

 No.740

>>739
JUST TELL ME SO I DON'T SPEND EIGHT HOURS MAKING SHITTY JOKE GUESSES.

 No.741

Also, I'm a dumbass and finally checked.

 No.742

>>740
But it's funny.

 No.743

>>742
I sincerely doubt that.

Who did you go as?

 No.744

>>743
Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!

 No.745

>>744
That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?

 No.746

I sent you something.

 No.747

>>745
That's just too embarrassing to say.

 No.748

>>747
Just say it.



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