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Undead since 2010.

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Happy Valentines Nerds.


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This reminded me of a certain someone.


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I spent my Valentine's Day fighting with them and even ended up cancelling the flowers two days prior because we kept having a falling out mostly of because I'm an irredeemable asshole of utterly unchangeable personality.

But now I've ordered an arrangement far more outrageous than the one I cancelled to make up for it.


Out of everyone, you've chosen the most fitting avatar.


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I often forget just how much of my narcissism is real or just playing it up.


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It's all real.


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I kind of wonder what >>335 was, probably because whatever narcissism, feigned or otherwise, assumes it was in this thread.

Nonsense. I am simply playing the part. There's no way I could be a narcissist.


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Hmm… nothing is showing up in the logs, as well as no recorded deletion of a post with that number. Might honestly be a glitch for that one.

P.S. you totally are.


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*being the part.


I got rid of it.


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I will commit a hate crime on your gay ass.


Just one of my posts. I snipped it from the log because it's just clutter.


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You think everyone is suspicious


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Alyssa is crafty like a raccoon.


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You're crafty like a hyena.
You know with their scary fake penises and all.


>fake penises




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In mammals, all intact developmentally typical males have a penis, but the clitoris in the females of the following species is sufficiently enlarged that it is usually termed a pseudo-penis: spotted hyena,[1] squirrel monkey,[citation needed] lemur,[2] juvenile fossa[3] and binturong.[4] The enlarged clitoris in the fossa is supported by an os clitoridis, a bone similar to the os penis found in most mammals.[3] However, the fossa's os clitoridis and pseudo-penis shrink as the juvenile female grows, unlike that of other pseudo-penis species.[3] The labia of the spider monkey are elongated and may be similarly confused during display. Elongated labia are also observed in humans.

This has been your daily penis facts.


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You're a bit too obsessed with dicks.


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She's what?

Can you blame them? Nowhere else can you find exceptional deals on all your sporting needs. With 610 locations across 47 states and 70 years of reliable service, only at Dick's can your sporting dreams be made reality. Sporting goods. Athletic apparel. Outerwear. Sportswear. Footwear. Fitness. Bicycles. And anything you need for the outdoors. Go big or go home. Go Dick's.


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Well sorry for being a biology student.


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Crafty like a raccoon.

Studying dicks on the internet does not make one a biologist.


0 to NWA in 8 seconds, wow.


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Ooooooh, so that's why you know so much about being one.


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Do you steal cat food so brazenly?

>no u xd


Wait, what?

Suddenly this place has activity?


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Those lucky gerbils? That's what they are, right?


Guinea pigs!
The leftmost one looks like mine did.
Made myself sad now, fuck.


Well, fuck.

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