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 No.330

Happy Valentines Nerds.

 No.331

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This reminded me of a certain someone.

 No.332

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>>331
I spent my Valentine's Day fighting with them and even ended up cancelling the flowers two days prior because we kept having a falling out mostly of because I'm an irredeemable asshole of utterly unchangeable personality.

But now I've ordered an arrangement far more outrageous than the one I cancelled to make up for it.

 No.333

>>332
Out of everyone, you've chosen the most fitting avatar.

 No.334

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>>333
I often forget just how much of my narcissism is real or just playing it up.

 No.336

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>>334
It's all real.

 No.339

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I kind of wonder what >>335 was, probably because whatever narcissism, feigned or otherwise, assumes it was in this thread.

>>336
Nonsense. I am simply playing the part. There's no way I could be a narcissist.

 No.340

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>>339
Hmm… nothing is showing up in the logs, as well as no recorded deletion of a post with that number. Might honestly be a glitch for that one.

P.S. you totally are.

 No.341

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>>339
*being the part.

 No.343

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>>340
>>342
Spam?

>>341
I will commit a hate crime on your gay ass.

 No.345

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>>344
Suspicious.

 No.346

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>>345
You think everyone is suspicious

 No.347

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>>346
Alyssa is crafty like a raccoon.

 No.348

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>>347
You're crafty like a hyena.
You know with their scary fake penises and all.

 No.349

>>348
>fake penises

 No.351

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis

In mammals, all intact developmentally typical males have a penis, but the clitoris in the females of the following species is sufficiently enlarged that it is usually termed a pseudo-penis: spotted hyena,[1] squirrel monkey,[citation needed] lemur,[2] juvenile fossa[3] and binturong.[4] The enlarged clitoris in the fossa is supported by an os clitoridis, a bone similar to the os penis found in most mammals.[3] However, the fossa's os clitoridis and pseudo-penis shrink as the juvenile female grows, unlike that of other pseudo-penis species.[3] The labia of the spider monkey are elongated and may be similarly confused during display. Elongated labia are also observed in humans.

This has been your daily penis facts.

 No.352

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>>350
What?

>>351
You're a bit too obsessed with dicks.

 No.354

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>>352
Well sorry for being a biology student.

 No.355

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>>353
Crafty like a raccoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rinfdmPYbRw

>>354
Studying dicks on the internet does not make one a biologist.

 No.357

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>>355
Ooooooh, so that's why you know so much about being one.

 No.358

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>>356
Do you steal cat food so brazenly?

>>357
>no u xd

 No.364

Wait, what?

Suddenly this place has activity?

 No.366

>>365
Those lucky gerbils? That's what they are, right?

 No.368

>>367
Well, fuck.

 No.369

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Dead thread again?
Poor thread.

 No.370

>>369
Most people on here don't have a life so there isn't much to talk about other than themselves.

 No.371

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>>370
True enough. My life has been consumed from managing my wife's mental health, and looking for a new place to live. Also, holy fuck. One year anniversary is coming up.

 No.372

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>>370
I have a life.
Probably.
Not really.

 No.373

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>>370
Speak for your self. I have a life, a very busy one actually.

 No.374

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Also,
>>369
>Demon Archer
Thief.

 No.375

Wait. Never mind. I gave you that folder.

 No.376

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>>374
>>375
You're mother drank too much when she was pregnant.

 No.377

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>>376
>You are mother

 No.378

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>>377
Eat a dick.

 No.379

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>>378
No one should emulate your diet.

 No.380

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>>379
I'm rubber you're glue
Whatever you say bounces off my and sticks to you

 No.381

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>>380
You are what you eat.
And you're chicken tendies and semen.

 No.382

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>>381
Asshole I cook.
You know that already since I feed you.

 No.383

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>>382
You still haven't gotten me the goddamn chips.

 No.384

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>>383
YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE ME AN FAIR BUDGET FOR FOOD AS IT IS
YOU PAY FOR YOUR WEEB CHIPS

 No.385

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>>384
You literally called your dad to give you more tendie money.

 No.386

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>>385
Because you don't give enough!

 No.387

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>>386
Buy your own goddamn food.

 No.388

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>>387
Cook for yourself then
Oh right, you won't.

 No.389

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>>388
>03:00
>you order goddamn UberEats McDicks because your fat ass is too lazy to drive a few blocks

 No.390

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>>389
IT WAS 3 IN THE MORNING

 No.391

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>>390
No wonder you have a Jabba the Hutt like physique.

 No.392

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>>391
No wonder youre confused with your sexuality.

 No.393

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>>392
>literal non-sequitur
You're grounded again. No videogames for a week.

 No.394

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>>393
Fine. I'm grounding you for 2 weeks.

 No.395

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>>394
I will beat the ever-loving shit out of you again.

 No.396

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>>395
2 weeks of me saying no.
You're grounded.

 No.397

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>>396
You can't ground Batman.

 No.398

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>>397
And yet here we are, Mr. Wayne.

 No.399

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>>398
I still hate you for that.

 No.400

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>>399
You will do what I want.
Sorry not sorry

 No.401

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>>400
Do I really need to bring up what you said just earlier?

 No.402

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>>401
And what's that exactly?

 No.403

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>>402
Something about "captain" and begging.

 No.404

Stop flirting you two.

 No.405

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It's unadulterated hate.

 No.406

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>>405
Close enough.

 No.409

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What the fuck is wrong with you two.

 No.410

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KYS

 No.411

>>406
Love is just hating one person slightly less than the others.

>>409
She's "on the spectrum".

>>410
Be like a 90s band lead singer and swing from the rafters.

 No.412

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>>411
Be like a 9/11 victim and jump.

 No.413

>>412
Do to your 75% what your 25% would've done: Zyklon-B.

 No.414

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>>413
Doesn't that mean you support cannibalism?

 No.415

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>>414
That's Soylent Green, not Zyklon-B, you retard.

 No.416

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>>415
FUCK YOU
They rhyme and I got confused.

 No.417

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>>416
You're at 1/3 of Forrest Gump's intelligence.

 No.418

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>>417
Yet you only keep existing because I support you.

 No.419

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>>418
You can't even support your 300+ pounds.

 No.420

>>419
I'm objectively lighter than you.

 No.421

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>>420
You weigh enough to be considered a moon of Uranus.



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