[ a / b / g ] [ 38 ] [ rules ]

/b/ - bullshit

just whatever
Password (For file deletion.)


File: 1518655429725.jpg (74.49 KB, 951x959, qxjkjpm139xz.jpg)


Happy Valentines Nerds.


File: 1518837386160.jpg (129.4 KB, 962x850, IMG_20180216_191544_880.jpg)

This reminded me of a certain someone.


File: 1519282236790.png (314.28 KB, 670x720, 921462cc4c08ca05fe2540c49f….png)

I spent my Valentine's Day fighting with them and even ended up cancelling the flowers two days prior because we kept having a falling out mostly of because I'm an irredeemable asshole of utterly unchangeable personality.

But now I've ordered an arrangement far more outrageous than the one I cancelled to make up for it.


Out of everyone, you've chosen the most fitting avatar.


File: 1519867260215.png (395.36 KB, 500x1080, 8308278074a21598f1f3c36909….png)

I often forget just how much of my narcissism is real or just playing it up.


File: 1519976942651.jpg (70.09 KB, 448x342, 1345953966.78234736.jpg)

It's all real.


File: 1520060849840.jpg (121.12 KB, 700x1074, 3e245fb3386be8fb14bb5ceef4….jpg)

I kind of wonder what >>335 was, probably because whatever narcissism, feigned or otherwise, assumes it was in this thread.

Nonsense. I am simply playing the part. There's no way I could be a narcissist.


File: 1520144403623.jpg (30.08 KB, 540x377, tumblr_p40zq1vrNH1rp8y35o1….jpg)

Hmm… nothing is showing up in the logs, as well as no recorded deletion of a post with that number. Might honestly be a glitch for that one.

P.S. you totally are.


File: 1520164141910.gif (743.65 KB, 498x278, breeze.gif)

*being the part.


File: 1520486292633.jpg (3.22 MB, 2942x3805, 9492624734655e686d49bb4333….jpg)


I will commit a hate crime on your gay ass.


File: 1520562340080.png (314.28 KB, 670x720, 921462cc4c08ca05fe2540c49f….png)



File: 1520660069451.jpg (157.12 KB, 486x768, [Coalgirls]_selector_infec….jpg)

You think everyone is suspicious


File: 1520660928363.png (215.23 KB, 387x516, general reaction.png)

Alyssa is crafty like a raccoon.


File: 1520661227268.jpg (307.1 KB, 724x1080, Makoto Kikuchi (13).jpg)

You're crafty like a hyena.
You know with their scary fake penises and all.


>fake penises


File: 1520672622693.jpg (108.17 KB, 705x1000, wr8yp.jpg)


In mammals, all intact developmentally typical males have a penis, but the clitoris in the females of the following species is sufficiently enlarged that it is usually termed a pseudo-penis: spotted hyena,[1] squirrel monkey,[citation needed] lemur,[2] juvenile fossa[3] and binturong.[4] The enlarged clitoris in the fossa is supported by an os clitoridis, a bone similar to the os penis found in most mammals.[3] However, the fossa's os clitoridis and pseudo-penis shrink as the juvenile female grows, unlike that of other pseudo-penis species.[3] The labia of the spider monkey are elongated and may be similarly confused during display. Elongated labia are also observed in humans.

This has been your daily penis facts.


File: 1520743911001.jpg (162.17 KB, 960x1200, aace130e78ce2ba5c6884089d4….jpg)


You're a bit too obsessed with dicks.


File: 1520755268734.jpg (100.54 KB, 795x1006, chibi_neko_naoto_by_jmsi-d….jpg)

Well sorry for being a biology student.


File: 1520817495471.png (789.84 KB, 936x1000, 1515236769310.png)

Crafty like a raccoon.

Studying dicks on the internet does not make one a biologist.


File: 1520846141238.jpg (8.46 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

Ooooooh, so that's why you know so much about being one.


File: 1520908470547.jpg (131.92 KB, 1000x1142, 0c77c3d400533168269d51317e….jpg)

Do you steal cat food so brazenly?

>no u xd


Wait, what?

Suddenly this place has activity?


Those lucky gerbils? That's what they are, right?


Well, fuck.


File: 1521723085673.png (903.59 KB, 1082x1352, 64f03bfc8aca0e1fc3c49686a3….png)

Dead thread again?
Poor thread.


Most people on here don't have a life so there isn't much to talk about other than themselves.


File: 1521812597325.jpg (334.99 KB, 1638x2048, IMG_20180323_064233.jpg)

True enough. My life has been consumed from managing my wife's mental health, and looking for a new place to live. Also, holy fuck. One year anniversary is coming up.


File: 1521856562662.png (424.57 KB, 1341x860, 924f9d98d168784775eb66cd16….png)

I have a life.
Not really.


File: 1521857011176.jpg (284.64 KB, 600x888, __kuma_and_shirogane_naoto….jpg)

Speak for your self. I have a life, a very busy one actually.


File: 1521859651424.jpeg (40.06 KB, 1328x747, asdf.JPEG)

>Demon Archer


Wait. Never mind. I gave you that folder.


File: 1521861360538.png (1.76 MB, 2500x3200, 3ee66a754c9337764458d0318a….png)

You're mother drank too much when she was pregnant.


File: 1521861507395.jpg (194.89 KB, 700x1040, 1503695002116.jpg)

>You are mother


File: 1521861885375.png (179.91 KB, 455x490, 231.PNG)

Eat a dick.


File: 1521862635504.jpg (229.88 KB, 600x1307, ae30553e99024b8d32294cdf7c….jpg)

No one should emulate your diet.


File: 1521864223347.png (123.48 KB, 248x545, 103.PNG)

I'm rubber you're glue
Whatever you say bounces off my and sticks to you


File: 1521865278824.png (178.72 KB, 770x447, a0331d2c46c2ba09dc08e676d3….png)

You are what you eat.
And you're chicken tendies and semen.


File: 1521865328582.png (285.08 KB, 488x600, 296.PNG)

Asshole I cook.
You know that already since I feed you.


File: 1521865664379.jpeg (572.83 KB, 1201x1600, 762b506ea45847015f0a956ae….jpeg)

You still haven't gotten me the goddamn chips.


File: 1521865791086.png (133.47 KB, 357x456, 247.PNG)



File: 1521865957831.png (560.21 KB, 617x851, 1641090821e1e5ff7e70e94fd8….png)

You literally called your dad to give you more tendie money.


File: 1521866034914.png (75.97 KB, 350x306, 85.PNG)

Because you don't give enough!


File: 1521866338581.jpg (169.83 KB, 619x1024, d006e03618f19b44fcc7f8f141….jpg)

Buy your own goddamn food.


File: 1521866378474.png (636.95 KB, 917x909, 77.PNG)

Cook for yourself then
Oh right, you won't.


File: 1521866518724.jpg (824.67 KB, 2480x3508, 01b8c0492998d95218beb7868c….jpg)

>you order goddamn UberEats McDicks because your fat ass is too lazy to drive a few blocks


File: 1521866592944.png (109.33 KB, 364x307, 49.PNG)



File: 1521866836491.jpg (43.44 KB, 479x674, a19a5b2ce581f7f1c9d645d603….jpg)

No wonder you have a Jabba the Hutt like physique.


File: 1521866946982.png (97.37 KB, 198x448, 88.PNG)

No wonder youre confused with your sexuality.


File: 1521867357333.png (597.53 KB, 900x1300, 1501dd4332e782ecc86ab3e985….png)

>literal non-sequitur
You're grounded again. No videogames for a week.


File: 1521867428103.png (122.76 KB, 440x308, 1005.PNG)

Fine. I'm grounding you for 2 weeks.


File: 1521867505760.png (789.84 KB, 936x1000, a19fc84b32bc206f6cd99bbfd7….png)

I will beat the ever-loving shit out of you again.


File: 1521867559614.png (113.8 KB, 443x376, 61.PNG)

2 weeks of me saying no.
You're grounded.


File: 1521867666754.jpg (701.15 KB, 1412x2041, 704342826d9afce932a4742ccb….jpg)

You can't ground Batman.


File: 1521867730338.png (190.96 KB, 374x308, 702.PNG)

And yet here we are, Mr. Wayne.


File: 1521867898606.png (855.1 KB, 1000x964, 549218a9588ea950fc6127e43e….png)

I still hate you for that.


File: 1521868028535.png (137.53 KB, 273x472, 284.PNG)

You will do what I want.
Sorry not sorry


File: 1521868142376.jpg (631.76 KB, 1000x1714, b30fa3b482a389d2eb3afc3ca4….jpg)

Do I really need to bring up what you said just earlier?


File: 1521868194445.png (72.8 KB, 288x405, 215.PNG)

And what's that exactly?


File: 1521868412672.jpg (137.79 KB, 450x450, 597302a2e39f8b8a03119da319….jpg)

Something about "captain" and begging.


Stop flirting you two.


File: 1521871555394.jpg (287.95 KB, 700x989, 938e9a39dc8759e810ac78a920….jpg)

It's unadulterated hate.


File: 1521893824303.jpg (243.14 KB, 1438x1452, IMG_20180324_051142.jpg)

Close enough.


File: 1521920735449.jpg (92.43 KB, 850x597, __shirogane_naoto_persona_….jpg)

What the fuck is wrong with you two.


File: 1521936849332.png (83.4 KB, 203x410, 52.PNG)



Love is just hating one person slightly less than the others.

She's "on the spectrum".

Be like a 90s band lead singer and swing from the rafters.


File: 1521952762222.png (273.03 KB, 495x563, 219.PNG)

Be like a 9/11 victim and jump.


Do to your 75% what your 25% would've done: Zyklon-B.


File: 1521954092077.png (352.88 KB, 401x759, 53.PNG)

Doesn't that mean you support cannibalism?


File: 1521954854073.png (435.34 KB, 1276x1293, cf2504b0f8e0f40e06db267f4b….png)

That's Soylent Green, not Zyklon-B, you retard.


File: 1521956169688.png (113.8 KB, 443x376, 61.PNG)

They rhyme and I got confused.


File: 1521959566375.jpg (120.67 KB, 1100x800, 99fffa9d86c0d529f7cd857258….jpg)

You're at 1/3 of Forrest Gump's intelligence.


File: 1521960234814.png (376.18 KB, 673x753, 102.PNG)

Yet you only keep existing because I support you.


File: 1521962968625.jpg (121.12 KB, 700x1074, 3e245fb3386be8fb14bb5ceef4….jpg)

You can't even support your 300+ pounds.


I'm objectively lighter than you.


File: 1522047979864.jpg (238.87 KB, 970x1393, 0ee18ac85081f6d98624ce6f32….jpg)

You weigh enough to be considered a moon of Uranus.

[Return][Go to top] [Catalog] [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ a / b / g ] [ 38 ] [ rules ]