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Undead since 2010.

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Such an amazing Christmas. I can't believe I actually got a Nintendo switch!


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>Pokemon cards


They're fun to collect.
Pokémon is cute.


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Is this Hayate?
I thought they were the one who was hoping for a Switch.


The Pokemon cards comment wasn't mine but I also have to agree, they are cute and fun to collect. But no I am not Hayate


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Of course not. I am but a simple card enthusiast.

Additionally, who does not want a Nintendo Switch? The refined and spectacular gameplay of Super Mario Odyssey cannot be matched by any competing product presently on the market.



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It's hard to tell who anyone is without names.


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I just don't really think of using one anymore. It's not like I really talk to many people anymore.


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Says the person who only uses a name when pointing out that people don't use names.


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Does typing Anonymous into the name field make it any better?


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Only if you're drunk.


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Here's the bulk of what I got this year.
There is more downstairs but I can't be bothered to go get them since I'm leaving for work in a moment, I also drank a few bottles on Christmas day hehe.

I'm going to celebrate new years today due to working on new years day. My new year resolution is to become an alcoholic. Yesh!


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Buy a Switch, you broke ass nigga.

If no one can see the difference, it's the same, like if you added a hidden character between the letters of "Anonymous": no one would be able to tell anyways.


Actually depending on the OS and version that one is running certain invisible characters do in fact show up.


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Is this a potion brewing starter pack?
My tripcode is on my work computer, what do you want me to do?


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Probably next year sometime. Currently, all my disposable income is going to savings and/or medical bills. I'm still trying to get those referrals for SRS. None of the people I need to see for it take insurance.


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Solution: fertilizer and a moving truck to your insurance's headquarters


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>work computer


I'm not going to McVeigh them on my own!


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That's a little rude.


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But how else will I annoy you for entertainment?


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I'm not going to be your Terry Nichols.


You existing suffices.


Damn it. We could've done glorious things together.


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That's a lot more rude.
It could be. I have options.


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Nah, that's not enough.


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We're better apart. Two vans with explosives is better than one.

Like some Chinese/Korean gold/item farmer?


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Among other things.


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Damn it. That's why you're the brains of the operation.


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I deleted this post for some reason and it keeps giving me a "flood detected" message.

Selling yourself on ERP servers isn't worth it.
Have some self-respect. You're better than that.

To be the brains of any operation, one must truly be brainless.

>no Gjallarhorn chicken


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Wow. Do you really believe I would do that?

Nobody would even buy that, I'm me and my characters are all dumpster fire designs.


Would you trust Cayde-6 and his chicken with a Gjallarhorn?


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Can't be any worse than any character I make in any game.
>Oh hey, I can just make myself.
>All of the presets are awful and I don't want to spend time actually making anything look like me.
>Fuck it, the female presets look decent and better to have to look at it constantly anyways.
>Just give it my hair and eye color because that's objectively best.
>It's basically just female me.

Would you trust Cayde-6 and his chicken?
Alternatively, would you trust Cayde-6?


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I recall you thinking the redesign was kind of shit.


The dragon one?
The random scales and shit were weird but that's the race, not really the customization to it.


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The curved horns and beautifully patterned scales that characterize the Au Ra often give rise to speculation that this Hyur-like race native to the Far Eastern continent of Othard are, in fact, the progeny of dragons. This has long been disputed, with scholars citing several distinct differences as evidence of decidedly dissimilar roots—the foremost being the enhanced hearing and spatial recognition granted by an Au Ra's cranial projections (traits not attributed to draconian horns), and the second being the gross disproportion of body mass between Auri males and females (again, a trait widely unseen in dragons).


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This sounds like autism.


You sound like autism.


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My autism is the strongest autism.
It can beat up any other autism.


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How clever.

You make your autism sound like it preys on worse forms of mental deficiency, like actual retardation.


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I know, right? If only you could be a fraction as clever as I am.


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My autism is an apex predator.


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I don't know if "apex" is the right word here. It's like the less bad of several horrible choices but still on a low rung.


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Clearly you're just jealous of my superior brand of autism.


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I am glad to be a (barely) functioning member of society without the 'tism.


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You'll never get this cool hat.


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I'll just wear an obnoxious MAGA one.


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Don't ruin hats for me too.
Everything is going downhill.
All I have is autism humor.


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How can one make America great again, if it was never great to begin with?


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Correction: All you have is autism.

Okay, Trudeau. Keep apologizing for all of the horrible things white people have done and marching in Pride Parades.


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No, my therapist tells me I'm depressed too.
Got you now.


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Those doctors and their fancy medical degrees and years of patient therapy don't know nothin'.


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Canada has a lot of its own issues as well, however at least Canadian politics don't need a laugh track.


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Probably have something wrong with me, at least. I'm kind of a mess.
Stopped going to my appointments.
House is in shambles.
Lost a cat, lost another.
I haven't really eaten since Wednesday.
I don't really play XIV anymore.
I spend my days watching cooking shows and sleeping in until 8pm. Then I wake up feeling awful and do nothing all day.
Shit, I don't even collect figures anymore.
And I ate a fucking pineapple pizza a few weeks ago. That was really scary.


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Clearly not.

Why even?


Why what?


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What brought all of that on?


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Our PM knows how to have fun, nothing wrong with that. At least he doesn't spend every weekend golfing.


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"Fun" for Trudeau sounds like letting a bunch of muzzies fuck his wife in the name of "tolerance".


I'd be careful. Canada has its own list of atrocities, some that surpass the USA. I.E.


These hell holes were still around the 1990s.


Who knows.


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The solution is obviously less yuri anime.


Isn't that most anime these days?


The solution is no more anime then.


I kinda dropped anime.


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Drop videogames.


Basically have.


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Drop RWBY.


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Never said Canada was perfect but uhh… at least we aren't provoking nuclear war.


Canada has supplied the materials required for the USA to produce and invent them.



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Let's just bring back the empire.


Without getting into too many specifics, the British empire was awful for the entire world.


Pretty much every country has been shitty. History is clear on that much at least.


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I was being sarcastic but I will go ahead and shout blasphemy.


With the modern world, it's getting really hard to tell.


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