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 No.192

Such an amazing Christmas. I can't believe I actually got a Nintendo switch!

 No.193

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 No.194

Neat.

 No.198

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>Pokemon cards
Why?

 No.199

>>198
They're fun to collect.
Pokémon is cute.

 No.200

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>>199
Is this Hayate?
I thought they were the one who was hoping for a Switch.

 No.203

>>200
The Pokemon cards comment wasn't mine but I also have to agree, they are cute and fun to collect. But no I am not Hayate

 No.204

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>>200
Of course not. I am but a simple card enthusiast.

Additionally, who does not want a Nintendo Switch? The refined and spectacular gameplay of Super Mario Odyssey cannot be matched by any competing product presently on the market.

 No.205


 No.206

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It's hard to tell who anyone is without names.

 No.207

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>>206
I just don't really think of using one anymore. It's not like I really talk to many people anymore.

 No.208

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>>206
Says the person who only uses a name when pointing out that people don't use names.

 No.212

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>>206
Does typing Anonymous into the name field make it any better?

 No.213

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>>212
Only if you're drunk.

 No.215

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Here's the bulk of what I got this year.
There is more downstairs but I can't be bothered to go get them since I'm leaving for work in a moment, I also drank a few bottles on Christmas day hehe.

I'm going to celebrate new years today due to working on new years day. My new year resolution is to become an alcoholic. Yesh!

 No.216

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>>207
Buy a Switch, you broke ass nigga.

>>212
If no one can see the difference, it's the same, like if you added a hidden character between the letters of "Anonymous": no one would be able to tell anyways.

 No.218

>>216
Actually depending on the OS and version that one is running certain invisible characters do in fact show up.

 No.219

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>>215
Is this a potion brewing starter pack?
>>216
My tripcode is on my work computer, what do you want me to do?

 No.221

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>>216
Probably next year sometime. Currently, all my disposable income is going to savings and/or medical bills. I'm still trying to get those referrals for SRS. None of the people I need to see for it take insurance.

 No.223

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>>218
DON'T NITPICK SOMETHING NOT MEANT LITERALLY, YOU SHIT.

>>221
Solution: fertilizer and a moving truck to your insurance's headquarters

 No.224

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>>219
>work computer

 No.225

>>223
I'm not going to McVeigh them on my own!

 No.226

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>>224
That's a little rude.

 No.227

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>>223
But how else will I annoy you for entertainment?

 No.230

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>>225
I'm not going to be your Terry Nichols.

>>226
FF XIV ISN'T WORK.

>>227
You existing suffices.

 No.231

>>230
Damn it. We could've done glorious things together.

 No.234

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>>230
That's a lot more rude.
It could be. I have options.

 No.235

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>>230
Nah, that's not enough.

 No.237

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>>231
We're better apart. Two vans with explosives is better than one.

>>234
Like some Chinese/Korean gold/item farmer?

 No.238

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>>237
Among other things.

 No.239

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>>237
Damn it. That's why you're the brains of the operation.

 No.242

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I deleted this post for some reason and it keeps giving me a "flood detected" message.

>>238
Selling yourself on ERP servers isn't worth it.
Have some self-respect. You're better than that.

>>239
To be the brains of any operation, one must truly be brainless.

Also,
>no Gjallarhorn chicken

 No.243

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>>242
Wow. Do you really believe I would do that?

Nobody would even buy that, I'm me and my characters are all dumpster fire designs.

 No.244

>>242
Would you trust Cayde-6 and his chicken with a Gjallarhorn?

 No.245

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>>243
Can't be any worse than any character I make in any game.
>Oh hey, I can just make myself.
>All of the presets are awful and I don't want to spend time actually making anything look like me.
>Fuck it, the female presets look decent and better to have to look at it constantly anyways.
>Just give it my hair and eye color because that's objectively best.
>It's basically just female me.
>Shit.

>>244
Would you trust Cayde-6 and his chicken?
Alternatively, would you trust Cayde-6?

 No.246

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>>245
I recall you thinking the redesign was kind of shit.

 No.247

>>246
The dragon one?
The random scales and shit were weird but that's the race, not really the customization to it.

 No.248

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>>247
The curved horns and beautifully patterned scales that characterize the Au Ra often give rise to speculation that this Hyur-like race native to the Far Eastern continent of Othard are, in fact, the progeny of dragons. This has long been disputed, with scholars citing several distinct differences as evidence of decidedly dissimilar roots—the foremost being the enhanced hearing and spatial recognition granted by an Au Ra's cranial projections (traits not attributed to draconian horns), and the second being the gross disproportion of body mass between Auri males and females (again, a trait widely unseen in dragons).

 No.249

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>>248
This sounds like autism.

 No.250

>>249
You sound like autism.

 No.251

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>>249
My autism is the strongest autism.
It can beat up any other autism.

 No.252

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>>250
How clever.

>>251
You make your autism sound like it preys on worse forms of mental deficiency, like actual retardation.

 No.253

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>>252
I know, right? If only you could be a fraction as clever as I am.

 No.254

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>>252
My autism is an apex predator.

 No.255

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>>254
I don't know if "apex" is the right word here. It's like the less bad of several horrible choices but still on a low rung.

 No.256

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>>255
Clearly you're just jealous of my superior brand of autism.

 No.257

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>>256
I am glad to be a (barely) functioning member of society without the 'tism.

 No.258

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>>257
You'll never get this cool hat.

 No.259

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>>258
I'll just wear an obnoxious MAGA one.

 No.260

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>>259
Don't ruin hats for me too.
Everything is going downhill.
All I have is autism humor.

 No.261

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>>259
How can one make America great again, if it was never great to begin with?

 No.262

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>>260
Correction: All you have is autism.

>>261
Okay, Trudeau. Keep apologizing for all of the horrible things white people have done and marching in Pride Parades.

 No.263

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>>262
No, my therapist tells me I'm depressed too.
Got you now.

 No.264

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>>263
Those doctors and their fancy medical degrees and years of patient therapy don't know nothin'.

 No.265

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>>262
Canada has a lot of its own issues as well, however at least Canadian politics don't need a laugh track.

 No.266

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>>264
Probably have something wrong with me, at least. I'm kind of a mess.
Stopped going to my appointments.
House is in shambles.
Lost a cat, lost another.
I haven't really eaten since Wednesday.
I don't really play XIV anymore.
I spend my days watching cooking shows and sleeping in until 8pm. Then I wake up feeling awful and do nothing all day.
Shit, I don't even collect figures anymore.
And I ate a fucking pineapple pizza a few weeks ago. That was really scary.

 No.267

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>>265
Clearly not.

>>266
Why even?

 No.268

>>267
Why what?

 No.269

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>>268
What brought all of that on?

 No.270

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>>267
Our PM knows how to have fun, nothing wrong with that. At least he doesn't spend every weekend golfing.

 No.271

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>>270
"Fun" for Trudeau sounds like letting a bunch of muzzies fuck his wife in the name of "tolerance".

 No.272

>>270
I'd be careful. Canada has its own list of atrocities, some that surpass the USA. I.E.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system#History

These hell holes were still around the 1990s.

 No.273

>>269
Who knows.

 No.274

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>>273
The solution is obviously less yuri anime.

 No.275

>>274
Isn't that most anime these days?

 No.276

>>275
The solution is no more anime then.

 No.277

>>274
I kinda dropped anime.

 No.278

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>>277
Drop videogames.

 No.279

>>278
Basically have.

 No.280

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>>279
Drop RWBY.

 No.281

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>>272
Never said Canada was perfect but uhh… at least we aren't provoking nuclear war.

 No.282

>>281
Canada has supplied the materials required for the USA to produce and invent them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction#Early_history:_World_War_II_and_into_the_Cold_War

 No.285

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Let's just bring back the empire.

 No.286

>>285
Without getting into too many specifics, the British empire was awful for the entire world.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/worst-atrocities-british-empire-amritsar-boer-war-concentration-camp-mau-mau-a6821756.html

Pretty much every country has been shitty. History is clear on that much at least.

 No.287

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>>286
I was being sarcastic but I will go ahead and shout blasphemy.

 No.288

>>287
With the modern world, it's getting really hard to tell.

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 No.298

>>290
Exactly.



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