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 No.1161

Despite my best efforts, I'm alive. How are y'all?

 No.1162

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LIVE, GOSH D*RN IT.

 No.1163

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>>1162
I'm trying! Last night I caught myself getting stuck thinking about that night. It's awkward and my feelings are a mess. I need another drink.

 No.1199

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Somehow, I'm still alive.

 No.1200

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>>1199
I can change that if you want.

 No.1202

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>>1200
Oh no, I'll pass! I've already failed at changing that twice! There's even hospital bills to prove it! I'd very much like to live now.

 No.1208

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 No.1209

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 No.1218

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HAH I AM STILL ALIVE AND AS GAY AS EVER!

 No.1219

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 No.1223

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>>1219
Hey now, someone has to do it. Also, I am not drunk. Isewar,

 No.1239

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>>1223
I literally just noticed my typos.

 No.1240

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>>1239
and you never shared a drop. Hmph.

 No.1241

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>>1240
>>1240
It was delicious too!

 No.1242

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>>1241
Cider…
You know what? I'm glad you didn't share that.

 No.1243

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>>1242
It tasted more like gin.

 No.1244

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>>1243
I'm not even sure what to think of that

 No.1245

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>>1244
>>1243
>>1219
https://discord.gg/tSu9Qrh

Only if you want; no obligation.

 No.1256

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I'm alive and happy! Take that world!

 No.1257

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>>1256
Cactus are happiness.

 No.1258

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>>1257
Aww!!!

 No.1259

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 No.1260

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>>1259
I know, I know.

 No.1265

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Still alive and happy! TAKE THAT WORLD! YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME!

 No.1267

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>>1265
Fingers.

 No.1268

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>>1267
Nope. I'm keeping them!

I bet Tsuchi doesn't need them! Go after him!

 No.1269

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>>1268
But I have disturbingly long fingers.
And toes.

 No.1270

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>>1269
Are you like a Tarsier?

 No.1271

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>>1270
My second toe (the index finger equivalent) is longer than most people I know's pinky fingers.

 No.1272

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I don't really like to admit it but when I was young, I was capable of writing with my left foot and had the motor skills to open p all of my childproofed furniture by using my feet instead of my hands.

 No.1273

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>>1272
You should become one of those people that do disturbingly proficient things with their feet.

 No.1274

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>>1271
>>1272

Monkey boy.

 No.1275

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>>1274
He could be a pianist?

 No.1276

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>>1272
My incompetent ass can't even write cleanly with my dominant hand.

 No.1277

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>>1273
I stopped doing it because my parents told me not to so the skills kind of suck now.

>>1274
I hope your death is neither quick nor painless.

>>1276
I was left handed as a kid but schools tried to force kids into being right handed so now I'm a mixed sort of dominant. Most fine motor end up with my right but I use my left for things like shooting and object manipulation.

 No.1278

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>>1277
Does monkey boy want a Banana?

 No.1281

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The bad thoughts aren't getting me tonight!

 No.1282

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 No.1283

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Not today. Not today.

 No.1284

>>1283
I'd like to exchange my catbucks for the plush lion, please.

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 No.1298

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Maybe today.

 No.1445

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Just a perfect day
Drink Sangria in the park
And then later
When it gets dark, we go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later
A movie, too, and then home
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You made me forget myself
I thought I was
Someone else, someone good
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow

 No.1446

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I really wish I could stop thinking about dying.

 No.1448

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>>1446
Dying is overrated. Undeath, on the other hand. . .

 No.1449

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>>1448
Damn nope.

 No.1451

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My thoughts on suicide and death are like a bad rash never really goes away. I hate thinking about it but I can't stop it either. At this point I've decided that I'm just going to live for the people that care for me. I hope that I don't start to resent them for it but I'm out of options.

 No.1452

>>1451
Sometimes it's best to just give into the madness to just realize how sane you really are.

 No.1453

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>>1452
Is death the reasonable response to an abundance of sanity?

 No.1454

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>>1453
Sounds about right.

 No.1460

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>>1454
Well, fuck. Let's do this.

 No.1462

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>>1460
I'll bring the absinthe; you bring the hor d'oeuvres.

 No.1466

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>>1462
I laughed way too much at that. But yeah, lets get this party started.

 No.1467

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>>1466
Who's bringing the entertainment or are we just going to throw cheeseburgers between hobos at the train station?

 No.1468

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>>1467
I think meth would work better but I don't want to go to the trouble of getting it.

 No.1470

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>>1468
I remember reading some "to be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" article about the Matrix movies and how they're really just about being transgender/gender dysphoria.

 No.1478

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>>1470
>>1470
Ugh. That's a hell of a stretch. Pretty delusional actually.

 No.1479

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>>1478
A whole lot of "Akshully, they're now the Wachowskis sisters now so it's canon".

It's that point that I realize that film critique is dead.

 No.1480

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>>1479
I'd say I'm surprised that isn't true at all. In fact I can almost hear "Akshully" and it makes feel murder-y.

 No.1481

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>>1479
You obviously don't understand the deep complexities of the Wachowskis sisters, and how their tranformative art shows the struggles of transgenderism. Just like how Fight Club is the deconstruction of the modern flawed perceptions of ideal masculinity and how coming to terms with your own homosexual sexuality is the true freedom that Norton was searching for.

 No.1482

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>>1480
The sound of 80 heavyset men with neckbeards, that perpetually open mouth and yelling about being either a male feminist or a men's rights advocate.

>>1481
I'm sorry watching The Matrix didn't let me related to your lived experiences.

 No.1483

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>>1482
You obviously have no empathy.

 No.1484

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>>1483
I thought that was already established.

 No.1485

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>>1484
It will always shock me with how inhuman you are.

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 No.1487

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>>1486
Yeah you are.

 No.1488

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>>1487
You literally have shitty bands taped to your wall like a 90s goth kid.



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