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Despite my best efforts, I'm alive. How are y'all?


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I'm trying! Last night I caught myself getting stuck thinking about that night. It's awkward and my feelings are a mess. I need another drink.


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Somehow, I'm still alive.


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I can change that if you want.


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Oh no, I'll pass! I've already failed at changing that twice! There's even hospital bills to prove it! I'd very much like to live now.


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Hey now, someone has to do it. Also, I am not drunk. Isewar,


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I literally just noticed my typos.


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and you never shared a drop. Hmph.


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It was delicious too!


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You know what? I'm glad you didn't share that.


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It tasted more like gin.


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I'm not even sure what to think of that


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Only if you want; no obligation.


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I'm alive and happy! Take that world!


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Cactus are happiness.


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I know, I know.


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Still alive and happy! TAKE THAT WORLD! YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME!


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Nope. I'm keeping them!

I bet Tsuchi doesn't need them! Go after him!


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But I have disturbingly long fingers.
And toes.


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Are you like a Tarsier?


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My second toe (the index finger equivalent) is longer than most people I know's pinky fingers.


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I don't really like to admit it but when I was young, I was capable of writing with my left foot and had the motor skills to open p all of my childproofed furniture by using my feet instead of my hands.


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You should become one of those people that do disturbingly proficient things with their feet.


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Monkey boy.


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He could be a pianist?


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My incompetent ass can't even write cleanly with my dominant hand.


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I stopped doing it because my parents told me not to so the skills kind of suck now.

I hope your death is neither quick nor painless.

I was left handed as a kid but schools tried to force kids into being right handed so now I'm a mixed sort of dominant. Most fine motor end up with my right but I use my left for things like shooting and object manipulation.


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Does monkey boy want a Banana?


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The bad thoughts aren't getting me tonight!


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Not today. Not today.


I'd like to exchange my catbucks for the plush lion, please.


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Maybe today.


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Just a perfect day
Drink Sangria in the park
And then later
When it gets dark, we go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later
A movie, too, and then home
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You made me forget myself
I thought I was
Someone else, someone good
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow


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I really wish I could stop thinking about dying.


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Dying is overrated. Undeath, on the other hand. . .


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Damn nope.


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My thoughts on suicide and death are like a bad rash never really goes away. I hate thinking about it but I can't stop it either. At this point I've decided that I'm just going to live for the people that care for me. I hope that I don't start to resent them for it but I'm out of options.


Sometimes it's best to just give into the madness to just realize how sane you really are.


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Is death the reasonable response to an abundance of sanity?


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Sounds about right.


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Well, fuck. Let's do this.


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I'll bring the absinthe; you bring the hor d'oeuvres.


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I laughed way too much at that. But yeah, lets get this party started.


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Who's bringing the entertainment or are we just going to throw cheeseburgers between hobos at the train station?


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I think meth would work better but I don't want to go to the trouble of getting it.


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I remember reading some "to be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" article about the Matrix movies and how they're really just about being transgender/gender dysphoria.


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Ugh. That's a hell of a stretch. Pretty delusional actually.


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A whole lot of "Akshully, they're now the Wachowskis sisters now so it's canon".

It's that point that I realize that film critique is dead.


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I'd say I'm surprised that isn't true at all. In fact I can almost hear "Akshully" and it makes feel murder-y.


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You obviously don't understand the deep complexities of the Wachowskis sisters, and how their tranformative art shows the struggles of transgenderism. Just like how Fight Club is the deconstruction of the modern flawed perceptions of ideal masculinity and how coming to terms with your own homosexual sexuality is the true freedom that Norton was searching for.


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The sound of 80 heavyset men with neckbeards, that perpetually open mouth and yelling about being either a male feminist or a men's rights advocate.

I'm sorry watching The Matrix didn't let me related to your lived experiences.


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You obviously have no empathy.


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I thought that was already established.


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It will always shock me with how inhuman you are.


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Yeah you are.


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You literally have shitty bands taped to your wall like a 90s goth kid.


You deserve happiness good sir!



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