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Undead since 2010.

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 No.1029

Blimey! Christmas is just around da corner. Wot are yew guys doin dis year?

 No.1030

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Nothing. My wife and I are going watch Die Hard and eat instant food.

 No.1037

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It's December 26, where are my sugar cookies.
I was promised sugar cookies.

Sugar cookies…

 No.1038

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>>1037
We are making them tomorrow, calm your self.

 No.1039

Punished Alyssa: A woman denied her sugar cookies.

 No.1040

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COOKIETIME WAS FUCKING CANCELLED AGAIN TIME TO GO POSTAL.

ALL I GOT TODAY WAS AN ENKIDU INSTEAD OF SUGAR COOKIES.

DO I NEED TO SPEND MY PRECIOUS GOLDEN TICKETS ON SUGAR COOKIES?

 No.1041

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>>1040
Calm your self! You will get your cookies as soon as we get the free time to make them!

 No.1042

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>>1041
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.1043

>reeing for sugar cookies

 No.1044

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>>1043
Sugar cookies are a pretty big deal.

 No.1045

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>>1043
I could die without those cookies.
Die from the despair.

 No.1046

Make your own damn cookies.

 No.1047

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>>1046
Nope.

 No.1048

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>>1047
Lazy shit.

 No.1049

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>>1048
YOU ARE BEING SO FUCKING RUDE RIGHT NOW. I CANNOT BELIEVE THE DISRESPECT I AM BEING SHOWN. IN ALL OF MY YEARS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HEINOUSLY ATTACKED IN A MANNER SUCH AS THIS. I WILL BE SPEAKING WITH THE POLICE AND MY LAWYER BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN BLINK. HOW COULD YOU EVER CONSIDER TAKING SUCH A TONE WITH ME? DO I TRULY DESERVE THIS BRUTALITY? THIS IS INSANE. I CAN BARELY EVEN COMPREHEND IT. I HOPE YOU DROP A QUARTER DOWN A STORM DRAIN, YOU BIG MEANIE. PEOPLE THESE DAYS, JESUS CHRIST. MY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR ARE UTTERLY RUINED. STOLEN FROM ME WAS THE JOY OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON, MUCH LIKE THE COVETED SUGAR COOKIES MY HEART YEARNS FOR. THE TRAGEDY OF ME, PERFECTLY CAPTURED IN ONE BULLYING. FUCK.

 No.1050

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 No.1051

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>>1050
Heck nope.

 No.1052

>>1051
You have become the avatar of sloth.

>That file already exists!

The fuck?

 No.1053

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>>1049
Hi Mom.

 No.1054

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>>1052
Nope.

It cuts out the spam.
>>1053
Yikes.

 No.1055

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>>1054
>referring to my glorious posts as spam

 No.1056

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>>1055
I mean the fucking spambots posting porn and shit. They've been shitting up the boards all month.

 No.1057

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>>1055
>Implying they are glorious.

 No.1058

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>>1057
Pearls before swine.

 No.1060

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What's a sugar cookie?

 No.1061

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>>1060
A sugar cookie is a cookie with main ingredients such as sugar, flour, butter, eggs, vanilla and baking powder. They are typically decorated with additional sugar, icing, or sprinkles and made into decorative shapes for the seasons.

For the most part its a simple sweet cookie made for the holidays.

 No.1062

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>>1061
I think I know what you're talking about now.
That's a lot of sugar.

I'm running out of working pictures…

 No.1065

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>>1061
It looks like someone ejaculated on them.

 No.1066

>>1061
Semen cookies

 No.1067

Cum cookies.

 No.1068

>>1067
>>1066
I'm ashamed to say that I've seen a receipe for such a thing.

 No.1071

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>>1068
You are what you eat, after all.

 No.1072

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>>1071
Hey now, I'm not a sentient clove of garlic.

 No.1077

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>>1072
No, you're a cum cookie.

 No.1082

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>>1077
I came across that recipe book by complete chance!

 No.1083

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It's why Rose is nothing more than a sentient, amorphous blob of jizz, like Ditto.

 No.1085

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>>1082
I wonder what the odds were.

>>1083
Get back under the stairs, you peasent.

 No.1088

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>>1085
Literal gallons of semen you've consumed.

 No.1091

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>>1085
Never tell me the odds.

 No.1093

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>>1088
I'll drown you in gallons of semen and chuck your body into a gay pride parade.

>>1091
Now I'm curious. What will happen?

 No.1095

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>>1093
Unfortunate things?

 No.1099

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>>1095
Highly likely, like almost unavoidable.

 No.1100

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>>1099
Highly unfortunate things!

I ran out of images.

 No.1101

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>>1100
Inevitable

 No.1104

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>>1101
My wife has kinda claimed my computer for use with our VR headset. I should just sneak it back and post from there.

 No.1105

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>>1104
pfft, That's unfortunate!

 No.1115

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>>1105
It really is my own doing. I bought the VR headset for her for Christmas.



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