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Undead since 2010.

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In a world where a military soldier is wrong on who is the best ship, one girl stands against him.
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Pour one out.
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Good point!


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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…


Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!


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Oooh, the famous Dick duster….


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Fagmina, are you here?

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The Pride thing was/is this weekend. I went to the grocery store after work. There was a group in front of me of what can't really be called 8 people getting two 24 packs of beer. Apparently they didn't have the money for it between all of them. Let's have a quick rundown: 3 normal-ish ones in comparison to the others then one that was around 400 pounds and in a pink unitard with a pink bowl cut, one in a rainbow fur suit, one in what can only be described as lingerie and booty shorts completely covered in hair and with a beard, a guy with a rainbow shirt that just said "COCK" on it, a guy in pink fishnet everything and a girl in like a mechanic's jumpsuit that just said "DYKE" across the back.

They turn around in line and start asking people if they could help out and everyone said no ahead of me. I said no. They kept persisting and then saying I could go wherever the fuck they were and I still said no because I just got off work. They proceeded to start ranting about how I was first transphobic and how somehow being employed meant it was my responsibility because employment itself is impossible for LGBT people.

What the ever loving fuck is happening anymore?


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Tumblr and Twitter happened.


My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.


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boooo! My image didn't upload


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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.


At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.


Shit's fucked, yo.

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Why Hopelessness Is Hilarious


Ancient Organics Discovered on Mars


The Philosophy of Miyazaki – Wisecrack Edition


Violence & Metaphysics: The Philosophy of Devilman Crybaby – Wisecrack Edition


Drama time by Preach gaming.
Funny, stupid and crazy stories from the gaming communities. This one is the best one.

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Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.


I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.


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I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?


I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.


Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.


Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!


That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?


I sent you something.


That's just too embarrassing to say.


Just say it.

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What're your plans for the summer?
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Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.


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That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.


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The solution is to move to Nunavut.

Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.


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It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…


Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.

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What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him
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Yep, and we're poly.

No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.


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What the FUCK do you have against opossums?


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I've heard that they don't taste good.


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They're not for eating.


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I might have a problem then.

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