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Fuck.

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 No.538[Reply]

What're your plans for the summer?
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 No.562

>>560
Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.

 No.565

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>>560
That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.

 No.566

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>>562
The solution is to move to Nunavut.

>>565
Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.

 No.567

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>>566
It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…

 No.704

>>559
>>559
Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.



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What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him
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>>690
Yep, and we're poly.


>>692
>Trashpuppy
No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

>>693
That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.

 No.696

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>>695
What the FUCK do you have against opossums?

 No.697

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>>696
I've heard that they don't taste good.

 No.698

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>>697
They're not for eating.

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>>698
I might have a problem then.



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 No.670[Reply]

After seeing Billy Corgan on Alex Jones has anyone else had a hard time listening to the Smashing Pumpkins?
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 No.680

I can kind of see you getting the tiny hat and having entire dialogues with your finger as it wears the hat.

 No.681

>>680
Fingers are terrible at conversation. Especially mine, they're shaky.

 No.682

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>>681
Have you ever put googly eyes on them when you talked to them so the eyes just sort of look like a paranoid person looking everywhere?

 No.683

>>682
What the fuck.

 No.684

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>>683
If your hands are shaky, it'll make the googly eyes just sort of dart around like a paranoid person.



 No.661[Reply]

Check your email.

 No.663

No

 No.666

Only if I get paid up front.

 No.668

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>>666
Sounds like a deal with the devil with those trips.

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>>668
Just another day in Paradise.



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 No.530[Reply]

38's next home. Don't worry, I can do burial rights in a few different states.
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 No.533

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Let's do this.

 No.534

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 No.623

sup

 No.624

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>>623
no u

 No.625

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>>623
Just let it die.



 No.581[Reply]

I'm not sure how I feel about Murder by Death being in a goddamn Destiny video.
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 No.618

>>617
Low budget watercooling has never posed a risk to any equipment involved. Low budget traditional cooling? That's a lotta damage.

 No.619

>>618
This feels like dropping a toaster in the bathtub.

Is this a cry for help?

 No.620

That was a joke.

 No.621

>>620
Most comedians are terribly depressed. So it might not have been!

 No.622

>>621
It's easiest to just think of yourself as a functioning alcoholic and terrible person.



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 No.544[Reply]

Welcome to shit post central, how may we help you today.

 No.545

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Yes, I'd like a large seed

 No.547

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Yes can I have a uhh.. Big Smoke 2k18?

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 No.506[Reply]

I've been to Whataburger 4 times in the last two weeks and three of those I was order 38. I feel paranoid.
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 No.522

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>>521
Wasn't me boss.

 No.523

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>>522
THEN WHO DELETED THEM AND WHY?

I only need more of the goddamn snake charms and a shitload of money to have a 100 10/10/10 Jalter.

 No.524

Got her on my first 10x pull, too.

Unlike Scathach, where I spent a few hundred dollars because I've lost all control of my life.

 No.527

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>>524
I just started playing when the even for Jalter started. Got Iskander on my first summon as well

 No.528

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>>523
Also not sure who deleted them nor do I know why.



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 No.485[Reply]

Who has Netflix?

What are you watching?

Give me your suggestions!

I'm currently watching Wild Wild Country, a man who builds a utopian city in the Oregon desert. It's pretty amazing how it all happened.
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 No.501

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>>496
Nope, another one I've never heard of, I will give it a go.

>>497
Starz?

I don't know if you guys have access to it but check out 'That Mitchell and Webb look'. It's a sketch comedy and I love it. If not on Netflix then it's on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ

 No.502

>>501
It can be pretty crude, not really my taste but my brother adores it.

 No.504

>>501
It's a US movie channel (similar to HBO) that also has original series. American Gods is one of them. I'll link you a site to definitely legally acquire them on Skype.

 No.505

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 No.830

Fuck netflix and weasling their way into anime with their "western" values.
Way better to torrent.



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