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Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.


I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.


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I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?


I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.


Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.


Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!


That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?


I sent you something.


That's just too embarrassing to say.


Just say it.

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What're your plans for the summer?
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Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.


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That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.


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The solution is to move to Nunavut.

Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.


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It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…


Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.

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What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him
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Yep, and we're poly.

No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.


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What the FUCK do you have against opossums?


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I've heard that they don't taste good.


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They're not for eating.


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I might have a problem then.

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After seeing Billy Corgan on Alex Jones has anyone else had a hard time listening to the Smashing Pumpkins?
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I can kind of see you getting the tiny hat and having entire dialogues with your finger as it wears the hat.


Fingers are terrible at conversation. Especially mine, they're shaky.


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Have you ever put googly eyes on them when you talked to them so the eyes just sort of look like a paranoid person looking everywhere?


What the fuck.


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If your hands are shaky, it'll make the googly eyes just sort of dart around like a paranoid person.


Check your email.




Only if I get paid up front.


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Sounds like a deal with the devil with those trips.


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Just another day in Paradise.


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38's next home. Don't worry, I can do burial rights in a few different states.
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Let's do this.


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no u


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Just let it die.


I'm not sure how I feel about Murder by Death being in a goddamn Destiny video.
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Low budget watercooling has never posed a risk to any equipment involved. Low budget traditional cooling? That's a lotta damage.


This feels like dropping a toaster in the bathtub.

Is this a cry for help?


That was a joke.


Most comedians are terribly depressed. So it might not have been!


It's easiest to just think of yourself as a functioning alcoholic and terrible person.

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Welcome to shit post central, how may we help you today.


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Yes, I'd like a large seed


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Yes can I have a uhh.. Big Smoke 2k18?


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