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Fuck.

 No.914[Reply]

I maybe ate too much candy.
Think I'm gonna die.

 No.916

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Requiescat in pace

 No.931

Still eating too much candy.
I fear I am long dead.



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 No.790[Reply]

I ate gluten.
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 No.880

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>>866
>>870
But that just makes you a run-of-the-mill –brown– Briton.

 No.882

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>>880
If you can't beat'em, join'em

 No.883

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>>882
I mean, there's someone who'd confuse you but I don't think anyone would ever believe the blonde dude.

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>>882
>>883
This will make an awesome Halloween costume haha.

 No.917

I'd rather eat my weight in gluten then live through this past Tuesday again.



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 No.856[Reply]

Halloween is approaching.
What are you guys going to do?

Also, say hello to my pumpkin.
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 No.891

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>>889
Besides eating peanut shells and massive quantities of peppers, I think he's pretty normal actually.

 No.892

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>>890
They're pretty good! They're a form of gummy candy but the exterior is a little hard. I prefer the sour version. These days, I mostly avoid them because of the sugar content.

 No.893

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>>892
Sounds like Jelly Beans.

 No.895

>>893
But so much better. Jelly beans always have the weird texture/taste. That mild chalkiness.

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>>891
I disagree.



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 No.831[Reply]

Anyone else smash their phone in the street this week?
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 No.836

>>831
No that sounds stupid and you shouldn't do that.

 No.837

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Nope because I use a phone case!

 No.838

Was it because of Tamamo rolls?

 No.839

The bloat on this replacement phone is incredible.
It's a fucking battle royale between weather widgets.

 No.841




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 No.823[Reply]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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 No.827

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>>823

Wait what
where else celebrate Thanksgiving?

 No.828

>>827
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean islands and Liberia.

 No.829

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>>828
Learn something new every day.

 No.833

>>826
So wrong its right.

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 No.777[Reply]

I past this place on the way back home from a festival.

The name is just great.
https://goo.gl/maps/okvKrVY5RtG2
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 No.789

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>>788
Kill? Nah, it'll only "fix" you.

 No.792

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>>787
Look what the Welsh come up with
https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno

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>>792
Are they secretly aliens?

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>>792
That's just the oldest tourist trap.

 No.799

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>>796
kind of, they shag sheep instead of probing cows.

>>797
Bet it doesn't work very well.



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 No.756[Reply]

Pour one out.
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>>760
Good point!

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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…

 No.771

>>768
Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!

 No.772

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>>771
Oooh, the famous Dick duster….

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 No.763[Reply]

My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.

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boooo! My image didn't upload

 No.765

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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.

 No.766

>>765
At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.

 No.767

>>766
Shit's fucked, yo.



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 No.733

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>>724
Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.

 No.736

>>733
I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.

 No.749

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>>736
I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?

 No.750

>>749
I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.

 No.751

Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.



 No.628[Reply]

Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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 No.744

>>743
Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!

 No.745

>>744
That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?

 No.746

I sent you something.

 No.747

>>745
That's just too embarrassing to say.

 No.748

>>747
Just say it.



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