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Halloween is approaching.
What are you guys going to do?

Also, say hello to my pumpkin.
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Besides eating peanut shells and massive quantities of peppers, I think he's pretty normal actually.


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They're pretty good! They're a form of gummy candy but the exterior is a little hard. I prefer the sour version. These days, I mostly avoid them because of the sugar content.


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Sounds like Jelly Beans.


But so much better. Jelly beans always have the weird texture/taste. That mild chalkiness.


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I disagree.

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Anyone else smash their phone in the street this week?
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No that sounds stupid and you shouldn't do that.


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Nope because I use a phone case!


Was it because of Tamamo rolls?


The bloat on this replacement phone is incredible.
It's a fucking battle royale between weather widgets.


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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Wait what
where else celebrate Thanksgiving?


Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean islands and Liberia.


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Learn something new every day.


So wrong its right.


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I past this place on the way back home from a festival.

The name is just great.
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Kill? Nah, it'll only "fix" you.


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Look what the Welsh come up with


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Are they secretly aliens?


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That's just the oldest tourist trap.


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kind of, they shag sheep instead of probing cows.

Bet it doesn't work very well.

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Pour one out.
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Good point!


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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…


Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!


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Oooh, the famous Dick duster….


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My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.


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boooo! My image didn't upload


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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.


At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.


Shit's fucked, yo.

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Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.


I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.


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I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?


I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.


Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.


Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!


That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?


I sent you something.


That's just too embarrassing to say.


Just say it.

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What're your plans for the summer?
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Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.


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That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.


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The solution is to move to Nunavut.

Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.


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It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…


Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.

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What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him
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Yep, and we're poly.

No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.


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What the FUCK do you have against opossums?


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I've heard that they don't taste good.


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They're not for eating.


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I might have a problem then.

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