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 No.790[Reply]

I ate gluten.
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 No.880

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>>866
>>870
But that just makes you a run-of-the-mill –brown– Briton.

 No.882

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>>880
If you can't beat'em, join'em

 No.883

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>>882
I mean, there's someone who'd confuse you but I don't think anyone would ever believe the blonde dude.

 No.887

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>>882
>>883
This will make an awesome Halloween costume haha.

 No.917

I'd rather eat my weight in gluten then live through this past Tuesday again.



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 No.856[Reply]

Halloween is approaching.
What are you guys going to do?

Also, say hello to my pumpkin.
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 No.891

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>>889
Besides eating peanut shells and massive quantities of peppers, I think he's pretty normal actually.

 No.892

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>>890
They're pretty good! They're a form of gummy candy but the exterior is a little hard. I prefer the sour version. These days, I mostly avoid them because of the sugar content.

 No.893

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>>892
Sounds like Jelly Beans.

 No.895

>>893
But so much better. Jelly beans always have the weird texture/taste. That mild chalkiness.

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>>891
I disagree.



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 No.831[Reply]

Anyone else smash their phone in the street this week?
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 No.836

>>831
No that sounds stupid and you shouldn't do that.

 No.837

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Nope because I use a phone case!

 No.838

Was it because of Tamamo rolls?

 No.839

The bloat on this replacement phone is incredible.
It's a fucking battle royale between weather widgets.

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 No.823[Reply]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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 No.827

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>>823

Wait what
where else celebrate Thanksgiving?

 No.828

>>827
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean islands and Liberia.

 No.829

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>>828
Learn something new every day.

 No.833

>>826
So wrong its right.

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 No.777[Reply]

I past this place on the way back home from a festival.

The name is just great.
https://goo.gl/maps/okvKrVY5RtG2
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>>788
Kill? Nah, it'll only "fix" you.

 No.792

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>>787
Look what the Welsh come up with
https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno

 No.796

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>>792
Are they secretly aliens?

 No.797

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>>792
That's just the oldest tourist trap.

 No.799

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>>796
kind of, they shag sheep instead of probing cows.

>>797
Bet it doesn't work very well.



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 No.756[Reply]

Pour one out.
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 No.762

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>>760
Good point!

 No.768

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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…

 No.771

>>768
Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!

 No.772

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>>771
Oooh, the famous Dick duster….

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 No.763[Reply]

My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.

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boooo! My image didn't upload

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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.

 No.766

>>765
At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.

 No.767

>>766
Shit's fucked, yo.



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 No.733

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>>724
Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.

 No.736

>>733
I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.

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>>736
I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?

 No.750

>>749
I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.

 No.751

Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.



 No.628[Reply]

Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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 No.744

>>743
Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!

 No.745

>>744
That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?

 No.746

I sent you something.

 No.747

>>745
That's just too embarrassing to say.

 No.748

>>747
Just say it.



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 No.538[Reply]

What're your plans for the summer?
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 No.562

>>560
Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.

 No.565

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>>560
That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.

 No.566

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>>562
The solution is to move to Nunavut.

>>565
Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.

 No.567

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>>566
It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…

 No.704

>>559
>>559
Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.



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