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Rose 10/18/18 (Thu) 05:47:37 No.856 [Reply]

Halloween is approaching.
What are you guys going to do?

Also, say hello to my pumpkin.

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Hayate 10/21/18 (Sun) 06:10:13 No.891

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>>889
Besides eating peanut shells and massive quantities of peppers, I think he's pretty normal actually.

Hayate 10/21/18 (Sun) 06:12:49 No.892

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>>890
They're pretty good! They're a form of gummy candy but the exterior is a little hard. I prefer the sour version. These days, I mostly avoid them because of the sugar content.

Rose 10/21/18 (Sun) 12:55:49 No.893

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>>892
Sounds like Jelly Beans.

Hayate 10/21/18 (Sun) 15:46:53 No.895

>>893
But so much better. Jelly beans always have the weird texture/taste. That mild chalkiness.

Anonymous 10/21/18 (Sun) 20:05:28 No.896

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>>891
I disagree.

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Anonymous 10/11/18 (Thu) 05:16:43 No.831 [Reply]

Anyone else smash their phone in the street this week?

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Anonymous 10/11/18 (Thu) 07:40:09 No.836

>>831
No that sounds stupid and you shouldn't do that.

Rose 10/11/18 (Thu) 18:23:01 No.837

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Nope because I use a phone case!

Anonymous 10/11/18 (Thu) 22:53:39 No.838

Was it because of Tamamo rolls?

Anonymous 10/12/18 (Fri) 21:43:48 No.839

The bloat on this replacement phone is incredible.
It's a fucking battle royale between weather widgets.

Anonymous 10/13/18 (Sat) 22:18:45 No.841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

I'm an adult.

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Anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon) 23:15:30 No.823 [Reply]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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Rose 10/09/18 (Tue) 19:36:25 No.827

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>>823

Wait what
where else celebrate Thanksgiving?

Anonymous 10/09/18 (Tue) 21:27:31 No.828

>>827
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean islands and Liberia.

Rose 10/10/18 (Wed) 04:57:20 No.829

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>>828
Learn something new every day.

Hayate 10/11/18 (Thu) 07:37:20 No.833

>>826
So wrong its right.

Anonymous 10/11/18 (Thu) 07:39:21 No.835

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>>833

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Rose 09/27/18 (Thu) 19:33:01 No.777 [Reply]

I past this place on the way back home from a festival.

The name is just great.
https://goo.gl/maps/okvKrVY5RtG2

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!MOtOharu9U 10/03/18 (Wed) 03:56:49 No.789

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>>788
Kill? Nah, it'll only "fix" you.

Rose 10/03/18 (Wed) 06:50:20 No.792

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>>787
Look what the Welsh come up with
https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno

Hayate 10/03/18 (Wed) 07:06:55 No.796

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>>792
Are they secretly aliens?

Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 08:18:11 No.797

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>>792
That's just the oldest tourist trap.

Rose 10/03/18 (Wed) 16:52:16 No.799

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>>796
kind of, they shag sheep instead of probing cows.

>>797
Bet it doesn't work very well.

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!MOtOharu9U 09/03/18 (Mon) 06:02:43 No.756 [Reply]

Pour one out.

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Hayate 09/12/18 (Wed) 19:49:03 No.762

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>>760
Good point!

Rose 09/15/18 (Sat) 09:43:56 No.768

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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…

Hayate 09/18/18 (Tue) 17:58:03 No.771

>>768
Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!

Rose 09/20/18 (Thu) 16:01:22 No.772

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>>771
Oooh, the famous Dick duster….

Hayate 09/21/18 (Fri) 06:42:09 No.774

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>>772

Hayate 09/12/18 (Wed) 21:08:41 No.763 [Reply]

My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.

Hayate 09/12/18 (Wed) 21:09:14 No.764

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boooo! My image didn't upload

Anonymous 09/12/18 (Wed) 23:30:02 No.765

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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.

Hayate 09/13/18 (Thu) 01:11:37 No.766

>>765
At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.

Tsuchi 09/14/18 (Fri) 08:13:28 No.767

>>766
Shit's fucked, yo.

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Anonymous 08/03/18 (Fri) 00:30:20 No.705 [Reply]

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Hayate 08/04/18 (Sat) 05:16:46 No.733

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>>724
Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.

!MOtOharu9U 08/04/18 (Sat) 05:29:34 No.736

>>733
I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.

Hayate 08/04/18 (Sat) 10:16:28 No.749

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>>736
I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?

Anonymous 08/07/18 (Tue) 19:44:52 No.750

>>749
I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.

!MOtOharu9U 08/08/18 (Wed) 03:00:16 No.751

Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.

Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 08:42:06 No.628 [Reply]

Anyone else having weird dreams lately?

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Anonymous 08/04/18 (Sat) 06:32:00 No.744

>>743
Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!

!MOtOharu9U 08/04/18 (Sat) 06:33:18 No.745

>>744
That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?

!MOtOharu9U 08/04/18 (Sat) 06:47:41 No.746

I sent you something.

Anonymous 08/04/18 (Sat) 06:54:53 No.747

>>745
That's just too embarrassing to say.

!MOtOharu9U 08/04/18 (Sat) 06:59:44 No.748

>>747
Just say it.

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Rose 05/17/18 (Thu) 06:53:21 No.538 [Reply]

What're your plans for the summer?

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Anonymous 05/22/18 (Tue) 14:08:59 No.562

>>560
Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.

Rose 05/24/18 (Thu) 07:49:52 No.565

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>>560
That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.

!MOtOharu9U 05/24/18 (Thu) 21:21:52 No.566

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>>562
The solution is to move to Nunavut.

>>565
Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.

Rose 05/25/18 (Fri) 08:17:47 No.567

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>>566
It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…

Hayate 08/02/18 (Thu) 08:49:16 No.704

>>559
>>559
Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.

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Hayate 07/28/18 (Sat) 12:02:21 No.689 [Reply]

What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him

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Hayate 07/29/18 (Sun) 05:23:07 No.695

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>>690
Yep, and we're poly.

>>692
>Trashpuppy
No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

>>693
That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.

Anonymous 07/29/18 (Sun) 07:04:07 No.696

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>>695
What the FUCK do you have against opossums?

Hayate 07/29/18 (Sun) 08:31:58 No.697

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>>696
I've heard that they don't taste good.

Anonymous 07/29/18 (Sun) 08:37:52 No.698

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>>697
They're not for eating.

Hayate 07/29/18 (Sun) 09:01:58 No.700

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>>698
I might have a problem then.