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 No.823[Reply]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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 No.827

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>>823

Wait what
where else celebrate Thanksgiving?

 No.828

>>827
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean islands and Liberia.

 No.829

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>>828
Learn something new every day.

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>>826
So wrong its right.

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 No.777[Reply]

I past this place on the way back home from a festival.

The name is just great.
https://goo.gl/maps/okvKrVY5RtG2
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 No.789

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>>788
Kill? Nah, it'll only "fix" you.

 No.792

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>>787
Look what the Welsh come up with
https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno

 No.796

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>>792
Are they secretly aliens?

 No.797

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>>792
That's just the oldest tourist trap.

 No.799

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>>796
kind of, they shag sheep instead of probing cows.

>>797
Bet it doesn't work very well.



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 No.756[Reply]

Pour one out.
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 No.762

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>>760
Good point!

 No.768

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A man poisoned…by his own moustache…

 No.771

>>768
Guys with 70s porn mustaches deserve it!

 No.772

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>>771
Oooh, the famous Dick duster….

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 No.763[Reply]

My wife tells me that no matter what happens I'll always have her. It's true too. Meanwhile, I just left my boyfriend. Here's to another adventure, I guess. I'm weird. Being polyamorous is weird too. At least it was an amicable end.

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boooo! My image didn't upload

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Yo' shit is weird and backwards and shit.

 No.766

>>765
At least it's not weird and forwards. We'd be really fucked then.

 No.767

>>766
Shit's fucked, yo.



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 No.576[Reply]

Why Hopelessness Is Hilarious
https://youtu.be/DSc8q1ONH0o

 No.580

Ancient Organics Discovered on Mars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6baLED8qdA

 No.626

The Philosophy of Miyazaki – Wisecrack Edition
https://youtu.be/es8iacHu1PA

 No.703

Violence & Metaphysics: The Philosophy of Devilman Crybaby – Wisecrack Edition
https://youtu.be/4YEw0smzzp0

 No.755

Drama time by Preach gaming.
Funny, stupid and crazy stories from the gaming communities. This one is the best one.
https://youtu.be/Er-UJiplFQs



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 No.733

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>>724
Onion vodka? I'd use it in a bloody Mary or maybe a vodka sauce.

 No.736

>>733
I mean just fermenting onions, not as an "infused" vodka.

Maybe even with a final product similar to gruit.

 No.749

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>>736
I wonder which type would work best. Maybe something like Walla Walla onions?

 No.750

>>749
I'd assume something more sweet, yeah. Vidalia even. You could try and go for a more grain alcohol like product and use starchier blends with onion's cousins, too, then distill it further. Or even try to just make a fermented mash to freeze distill.

 No.751

Alternatively, become a Trappist monk.



 No.628[Reply]

Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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 No.744

>>743
Myself because I chickened out!
I even cut my hair short!

 No.745

>>744
That honestly doesn't sound so bad.

What were you supposed to go as?

 No.746

I sent you something.

 No.747

>>745
That's just too embarrassing to say.

 No.748

>>747
Just say it.



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 No.538[Reply]

What're your plans for the summer?
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 No.562

>>560
Maybe the average for you, but that's still bloody hot up here for people who are more accustomed to lower temperatures for the other 9 months of the year, even if we get temperatures like that yearly, it's still a sudden shock. It's almost like over night it will go from like 18-24 all the way up to like 35+.

 No.565

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>>560
That was like 4 years ago and you're still jealous about it. Aww, Bless your little cotton socks.

 No.566

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>>562
The solution is to move to Nunavut.

>>565
Honestly? I thought it's why you said you stopped taking the metro because it was some reoccurring thing. I may be misremembering.

 No.567

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>>566
It never happened on the train, it happened when I got off, you may be misremembering. Also avoiding the trains is not an option when you're living in London.

Anyway, I'm off to the first festival of the year! Winter is finally over and it's already the end of May.

And aw shit, Totalbiscuit has passed away…

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>>559
>>559
Turned out pretty okay. My wife stole a piece of cake with bare hands. She literally grabbed a chunk of the cake and walked away eating it like an insane/hungry chimpanzee.



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 No.689[Reply]

What on Earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful boyfriend? I'm so freaking lucky. I almost can't believe it.

>Picture unrelated but almost as cute as him
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>>690
Yep, and we're poly.


>>692
>Trashpuppy
No, no, no. Not allowed in my house!

>>693
That would be fucking hilarious. The shit I've done to make her laugh is retarded. I once made a pentagram out of network cable, diet Coke bottles and a rotisserie oven.

 No.696

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>>695
What the FUCK do you have against opossums?

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>>696
I've heard that they don't taste good.

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>>697
They're not for eating.

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>>698
I might have a problem then.



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 No.670[Reply]

After seeing Billy Corgan on Alex Jones has anyone else had a hard time listening to the Smashing Pumpkins?
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 No.680

I can kind of see you getting the tiny hat and having entire dialogues with your finger as it wears the hat.

 No.681

>>680
Fingers are terrible at conversation. Especially mine, they're shaky.

 No.682

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>>681
Have you ever put googly eyes on them when you talked to them so the eyes just sort of look like a paranoid person looking everywhere?

 No.683

>>682
What the fuck.

 No.684

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>>683
If your hands are shaky, it'll make the googly eyes just sort of dart around like a paranoid person.



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